movie quotes

Rio Bravo

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey Originally Posted by geniusman

Fire Down Below


Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.

Fire Down Below


Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha. Originally Posted by cmpjnky

Porky's



It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out

Porky's



It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out Originally Posted by geniusman

American Wedding

Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

American Wedding

Google me bitch! I might be famous one day. Originally Posted by cmpjnky

Four Christmases


No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll

Billy Madison


Just watched a movie and heard this...

“If you aren’t thinking about pussy, you aren’t concentrating”

“If you aren’t thinking about pussy, you aren’t concentrating” Originally Posted by lickalotapus

Body of Lies

How about "I have no responsibility here whatsoever"

Body of Lies

How about "I have no responsibility here whatsoever" Originally Posted by Sudzny

A Few Good Men

There are no real monsters.
Except for the one in my closet.

There are no real monsters.
Except for the one in my closet. Originally Posted by geniusman

Cujo... And now I wont be able to walk by the neighbors dog again for week or so.

Here's one of my favorites I just watched...
"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.

Cujo... And now I wont be able to walk by the neighbors dog again for week or so.

Here's one of my favorites I just watched...
"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies. Originally Posted by Sudzny

Goodfellas


Guns make you nervous?
Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous

Guns make you nervous?
Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous Originally Posted by geniusman

An oldie, but a goodie: DEATHWISH

Try this one:

"I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster."

An oldie, but a goodie: DEATHWISH Originally Posted by ANONONE

actually it was Deathwish 5

Try this one:

"I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster." Originally Posted by ANONONE

Up in the Air



Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?
Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in

Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?
Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in Originally Posted by geniusman

Commando


If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.

Commando


If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million. Originally Posted by cmpjnky

Grumpy Old Men



Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&Ms

Grumpy Old Men



Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&Ms Originally Posted by geniusman

Nutty Professor 2

"Whiskey, thins down the mix. Gives us another 50 RPM's!"

Nutty Professor 2

"Whiskey, thins down the mix. Gives us another 50 RPM's!" Originally Posted by Sudzny

Down Periscope


I'll just go to Heaven!
Not if you do something bad right before you die!
I know! Cover Winkler in bees! You can do it!
Sorry, Henry!