Well, after editing, now my above post makes no sense. Offer still stands though.
**Union**
**While you're at it...Look for threads where I claim to be prettier, skinnier, younger, smarter, better, classier, than other providers. The threads where I put down other providers to make myself feel/look better. You won't find any...because that's not who I am or what I do. I'm my own worst critic. Period. I'll be the first to call myself out. That has to do with growing up being the ugly duckling...You get a big dose of reality very early on. I may be a pain in the ass

But I'm far from being a stuck up bitch. Ask anyone who personally knows me.
And with that...I bid farewell. No, seriously I'm leaving.