Penis and Pussy Names

Heat seeking moisture missile

'You'reFUCKED'. LMAO!

MR. Chubs, he has a temper like an old man always goes around spitting on people.

When I was younger, a girlfriend named mine "Sunny" because it came up every morning.

Then, a couple of years ago, on a cross country drive in the middle of the night, while listening to who-knows-what on the radio, I had an epiphany.
His name is "Time".
As in...

There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.

She took all my time.

When my wife cheated on me she was a two timing bitch, but when I cheated? It was just borrowed time.

When I had two girls, it was double time... Or maybe a time share.

I always look forward to getting time off.

Some girls are not worth my time.

When I put in the time, it usually pays off.

Women can be very time consuming.

I don't have time for her shit.

Lunch time!

I've got no time to loose, and sometimes I even have a time lapse.

Vibrator = a time machine.

Condom = time capsule.

I try not to spend too much of my time alone.

It's about time!

It's not how much time you have, it's how you manage your time.

Time well spent!

Viagra = tiny time pills

Beating off is a waste of time.

Time flies when I'm having fun.

She stood the test of time.

Big time!

I like it when a women is on time.

I've been known to give a girl a hard time.

It was a long time coming.

Face time!

If I get married, I'll be fucking the same woman till the end of time.

Timing is everything.

Want me to show you a good time?

You've got to take the time to do it right.

She beat my best time.

There's many more, thought of on that long drive, but I'll close with...

TIME'S UP!

POD

When I was younger, a girlfriend named mine "Sunny" because it came up every morning.

Then, a couple of years ago, on a cross country drive in the middle of the night, while listening to who-knows-what on the radio, I had an epiphany.
His name is "Time".
As in...

There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.

She took all my time.

When my wife cheated on me she was a two timing bitch, but when I cheated? It was just borrowed time.

When I had two girls, it was double time... Or maybe a time share.

I always look forward to getting time off.

Some girls are not worth my time.

When I put in the time, it usually pays off.

Women can be very time consuming.

I don't have time for her shit.

Lunch time!

I've got no time to loose, and sometimes I even have a time lapse.

Vibrator = a time machine.

Condom = time capsule.

I try not to spend too much of my time alone.

It's about time!

It's not how much time you have, it's how you manage your time.

Time well spent!

Viagra = tiny time pills

Beating off is a waste of time.

Time flies when I'm having fun.

She stood the test of time.

Big time!

I like it when a women is on time.

I've been known to give a girl a hard time.

It was a long time coming.

Face time!

If I get married, I'll be fucking the same woman till the end of time.

Timing is everything.

Want me to show you a good time?

You've got to take the time to do it right.

She beat my best time.

There's many more, thought of on that long drive, but I'll close with...

TIME'S UP!

POD Originally Posted by PODarkness

All this about cock and pussy????

All this about cock and pussy???? Originally Posted by burkalini

No, just cock. Specifically, my cock.

I'm ghost writing his autobiography as we speak. It will be a Time honored look at the history of Time.
I know, I know. Stephen Hawking already wrote one, but that was just a "Brief History Of Time". Mine will be a more comprehensive look, including...
Time travel
The shocking truth about Time - distance - speed equations
The hard to swallow first hand account of how sexual inhibitions have broken down over Time.

You won't be able to put it down.