What is the worst thing that happened to you during a session?

Hmm...
Had a few sessions where long red raw stripes were left on my dick...and more than once one of my regular providers has asked...what happened to you...you should stay away from those civilians.

Also had a road head session where my dick was rubbed against the zipper and left serious scratches...

Been interrupted many times in SCs by other girls, management, drunk customers...

Gagging and puking are pretty common...there are even porno sites devoted to this kind of play. Nothing a seasoned hobbiest or provider should have a problem with...

But generally, no physical damage...

Psychologically, all sorts of trauma has happened over the years...
"OH SHIT...Thats my husband in the driveway." Is certainly a heart bump.!!

Worst situation I remember was years ago in Pensacola,
I was laying on the bed completely drained still all the way down past her tonsils when 3 gunshots came through the wall in the front room of the apartment.
She jumped up starting to cry and screaming her brother was in the room next door...I jumped up and into my pants and started to run out the door.
On exiting the door, I literally ran into her brother, who was in the room on the opposite side of the room where the shots came from...they had also penetrated the wall in his room.
He was very upset about his sister.

I did leave without payment that time and was unable to drink that one off of my mind.

Days later we hear it was a cop trying to make his AR into a full auto rifle.
Saw her a few more times...but neither of us could get that experience out of our heads.

Personally, the psych trauma is much worse than a mild ass kickin...
You don't forget certain things...be they screaching cats, dogs, babies...smells or whatever bad situation you may encounter.
The good things are also memorable, but fade much more easily.

ijs...
L8r
r9
The worst that ever happend to me was a new client came to a location to meet me and while we where both standing in the room talking he pulled a pistol out of his waste band of his jeans. Right then and there I thought I was going to get robbed or killed. He walked over and stuck it in the dresser drawer and we continued with what we were there for. My nerves were bad the whole time, but I never let him know that. The rest of the evening went real well and he became a twice a week regular of mine... minus the gun. And no, hes not a member here ladies Originally Posted by Roxy Malone
I've noticed that most business owners/self employed hobbyists pack heat 24/7.
During a session with a clean cut, attractive provider, I was getting an enthusiastic blowjob when I felt a twinge of pain. The girl looked up and mumbled an apology and smiled. When she smiled, one of her teeth fell out of her mouth landing on my crotch and her smile revealed a bleeding gap where her front tooth used to be. She then proceeded to go back to work on me without a mention of the tooth laying next to my dick or the blood which must have been filling her mouth. I immediately stopped her and pointed out her tooth, which brought about all types of bedlam. She started to freaked out and crying uncontrollably, while running around the room in circles with her hands up to both sides of her head. Several times she opened the front door of the room and would step out into the parking lot, only to return back into the room when she remembered she was still naked (I assume that was the reason). Finally, she calmed down enough to call her mother and started to yell at her for causing her to have such bad teeth.

I quickly got dressed, left, and never looked back, but I have always wondered how good the sex would have been with someone as crazy as her. Originally Posted by Molay

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • 11-17-2012, 10:26 PM
Once I was doing some mouth-to-ass and she farted! Originally Posted by AndyLattu
I've had that experience.
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  • 11-17-2012, 10:33 PM
Once I was doing some mouth-to-ass and she farted! Originally Posted by AndyLattu
I've had that experience.
Slow Hand's Avatar
There is always that classic that just never gets old,

"It Broke"

One was with a Korean Bar girl that had offered me bareback.
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I had a girl ditch me in a crack house. That was my fault for going in. I've been pickpocketed, that sucks. What has sucked lately is a verified eccie provider, and BP girl who I frequently see, no-showing me and then be almost three hours late two dates later. I still saw her and was generous, above her normal rate. But she didn't seem to care she was fucking with my time. Afterwards I felt like a chump, almost worse than when I was stolen from. Probably should move on. Just cause they're on eccie doesn't make them reliable!
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IDK, there are so many. I guess it was today's session. Me & my friend used strapons on a man . My friend got the better one black & firm. I got the suckie one it was way too soft. I felt like I was lousy at it. I guess I needed some viagra. Originally Posted by Sexy Latina Vanessa
Lol : )
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It was a white guy. He wanted a 2 Girl session. First we put on gloves and smacked his butt about 50-60 times, until it was red & starting to turn purple in some spots . (Of course not with our hands, but he brought a heavy shoe with him). He brought 2 strapons, one for me & one for my friend. Hers had an AA d*ck, was bigger, thicker, black,& harder. Mine was a white one. softer, sort of limp, and smaller (not to mention the d*ck kept falling out of the ring that it should have stayed in). We then proceeded to d*ck slap him on his face. He then starting sucking on one d*ick, then the other. It was funny seeing him gagging and all. He wanted one of us to put our finger in his ass while the other jacked him off. (Supposedly a prostate massage). Then we changed positions. After wards we started to screw him with the strapons of course while i was doing him mines fell out of him 2 times. I didn't feel it falling out because the d*ck was not really mine. I felt like I needed Viagra. I felt embarrassed sort of like a man who is unable to perform. I think I was lousy at f*cking him. But I had fun it was a nice experience.
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Hmm...
Had a few sessions where long red raw stripes were left on my dick...and more than once one of my regular providers has asked...what happened to you...you should stay away from those civilians.

Also had a road head session where my dick was rubbed against the zipper and left serious scratches...

Been interrupted many times in SCs by other girls, management, drunk customers...

Gagging and puking are pretty common...there are even porno sites devoted to this kind of play. Nothing a seasoned hobbiest or provider should have a problem with...

But generally, no physical damage...

Psychologically, all sorts of trauma has happened over the years...
"OH SHIT...Thats my husband in the driveway." Is certainly a heart bump.!!

Worst situation I remember was years ago in Pensacola,
I was laying on the bed completely drained still all the way down past her tonsils when 3 gunshots came through the wall in the front room of the apartment.
She jumped up starting to cry and screaming her brother was in the room next door...I jumped up and into my pants and started to run out the door.
On exiting the door, I literally ran into her brother, who was in the room on the opposite side of the room where the shots came from...they had also penetrated the wall in his room.
He was very upset about his sister.

I did leave without payment that time and was unable to drink that one off of my mind.

Days later we hear it was a cop trying to make his AR into a full auto rifle.
Saw her a few more times...but neither of us could get that experience out of our heads.

Personally, the psych trauma is much worse than a mild ass kickin...
You don't forget certain things...be they screaching cats, dogs, babies...smells or whatever bad situation you may encounter.
The good things are also memorable, but fade much more easily.

ijs...
L8r
r9 Originally Posted by rhino9


Ahhhhh......Its all so clear now.....Now I get it...
It was a white guy. He wanted a 2 Girl session. First we put on gloves and smacked his butt about 50-60 times, until it was red & starting to turn purple in some spots . (Of course not with our hands, but he brought a heavy shoe with him). He brought 2 strapons, one for me & one for my friend. Hers had an AA d*ck, was bigger, thicker, black,& harder. Mine was a white one. softer, sort of limp, and smaller (not to mention the d*ck kept falling out of the ring that it should have stayed in). We then proceeded to d*ck slap him on his face. He then starting sucking on one d*ick, then the other. It was funny seeing him gagging and all. He wanted one of us to put our finger in his ass while the other jacked him off. (Supposedly a prostate massage). Then we changed positions. After wards we started to screw him with the strapons of course while i was doing him mines fell out of him 2 times. I didn't feel it falling out because the d*ck was not really mine. I felt like I needed Viagra. I felt embarrassed sort of like a man who is unable to perform. I think I was lousy at f*cking him. But I had fun it was a nice experience. Originally Posted by Sexy Latina Vanessa
Glad you had fun
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It was a white guy. He wanted a 2 Girl session. First we put on gloves and smacked his butt about 50-60 times, until it was red & starting to turn purple in some spots . (Of course not with our hands, but he brought a heavy shoe with him). He brought 2 strapons, one for me & one for my friend. Hers had an AA d*ck, was bigger, thicker, black,& harder. Mine was a white one. softer, sort of limp, and smaller (not to mention the d*ck kept falling out of the ring that it should have stayed in). We then proceeded to d*ck slap him on his face. He then starting sucking on one d*ick, then the other. It was funny seeing him gagging and all. He wanted one of us to put our finger in his ass while the other jacked him off. (Supposedly a prostate massage). Then we changed positions. After wards we started to screw him with the strapons of course while i was doing him mines fell out of him 2 times. I didn't feel it falling out because the d*ck was not really mine. I felt like I needed Viagra. I felt embarrassed sort of like a man who is unable to perform. I think I was lousy at f*cking him. But I had fun it was a nice experience. Originally Posted by Sexy Latina Vanessa
Don't lie it was Kerwil...
Mild, but in the middle of a session the cleaning lady walked in, no knock on the door, it was at a nice hotel, she got to watch me hitting it k9.
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Hmm ..... I suppose mine would have to be when a geezer went and died on me... Originally Posted by Valerie
That's what they call "Killer Pussy"! That had to be scary!!

I had an appointment with someone who had eaten a burrito about 45 minutes before the appointment. She farted while we were under the sheets and then lifted the sheets...WOW! Also farted twice during K-9....It never stopped me. She gave me some of my money back.
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Worst thing that happened to me?

The session that turned into a family reunion.