Haha, you try to put an end to my reviews, I'm a legend BABYYYY!!!!!

All right we have our first entry Val did good we got lots of angels. I'm gonna give Val an 8 I knock 2 for the nose, but if that is without lipstick you have outstanding lips. Now where are you BA we need them pics?!

Beautiful kissable lips :-*

Naw...this isn't epic, it's tame...as most drunk induced posts are...Valerie's first venture into the Houston forums was epic... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Truer words have never been spoken...... that shit was epic on so many levels.....

Fucking awesome.

I don't go throwing around my opinion on every girl here because we all have different likes/dislikes and why the hell would anyone else care what I like or don't. Going to have to break that in this case just for fear this thread will die without fresh blood in the water! Originally Posted by tracer

Lmfao!!! Nice..... and agreed...... we all most certainly like different shit...... but feed a thread fresh blood and it never dies.......

JaD

Wait...I'm confused...before I respond, is this thread really about me?? She has me on ignore and yet she's starting threads about me??? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

WU is definatly on ignore, but I can still see where he post, just not what. Originally Posted by bustyamy

Unless the rest of us quote him.

Good morning. I see the world, and this thread, didn't end. Damn shame about one of 'em.

No shit right! I was hoping the world would end...evolution would never reinvent fat people in the new world...

Oh jesus, just because I'm a bitch to you doesn't mean in ugly on the inside. I'm a bitch to a select few people, and it's because they deserve it. Other than that, I'm a fun and extremely sweet person, anyone who knows me or has seen me will tell you that. As far as my clients get treated...Perhaps you should read any of my reviews, because what you will find is not only do they have great sex, but they always comment on how down to earth and fun I am. So eat your words because once again you have no idea what you're talking about. As far as my vagina is concerned, honey are you completely uneducated? They do tend to go back to normal once childbirth is over. My cunt, just like my body is exactly as it was pre-pregnancy...(Kegals, good genetics, eating healthy, and working out tend to help with that), which I'm sure you know nothing about...I just got done with a DC tour and had zero complaints, in fact, here are some excerpts from my latest TER review, which proves your theory of how I treat my clients wrong.

"I had seen Valerie several times before and she is just an incredible experience, so when I saw her ad that she was coming back I got onto her calendar early. Valerie is a gorgeous English tart with a sexy accent, body to die for, mesmerizing eyes and very sweet disposition. She is very open-minded and truly makes the experience all about your happiness. You really can’t do any better than Valerie!"

"Valerie is one of the very best I’ve ever been with and while her skills & performance are unmatched, what most amazes me about her is having this gorgeous, bright & incredibly sexy Brit treat me so nice; she is very genuine & fun to talk with. She is a real gem."

And there's plenty more where that came from peaches, I doubt your service would even come close to mine.

You also know nothing about my personal life, though it's humourous to read you speculate because you're so far off base. Hate to be the one to break it to you but in 'real life', I'm married, have a great relationship, and two beautiful children...Something you can only wish you had.

And honey, you can't exactly afford to be a bitch with that poor face, so maybe it's best you call it a night before you dig yourself further into a hole. The only person who seems miserable here, is you. Originally Posted by Valerie

Classy...ba you should just hide under a rock lol

No shit right! I was hoping the world would end...evolution would never reinvent fat people in the new world... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

When the famines come, I'll be around a lot longer than you once-proud skinny bastards, especially if I dive into my secret stash of Twinkies. I think the MRE's that the survivalists have stockpiled are going to mutate people into zombies, who'll get me then 'cause I can't run that fast. As long as I outlive YOU, sweetie.

Almost everyone will outlive me...I'll be dead before I'm 40...

Classy...ba you should just hide under a rock lol Originally Posted by johnny_boiii

That would need to be a BIG rock......lol

Almost everyone will outlive me...I'll be dead before I'm 40... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Well, hell, that won't be fun. Who will I argue with?

You aren't planning on suicide by chunky chick, are you? I don't do the smothering thing.

Why can't we all just be flenze?

cheezy poofs here.......get your cheezy poofs

I remember missing most of Vals awesomeness.......something about a ban......maybe if BustedAmy were to give the modtards freebies.......ijs

Hey Fancy, can I have your permission to post my drivel inside your post........so, the fat sperm whales can see it........ija?

heh

I have to admit, Valerie looks pretty awesome to me, damn her. I'm going to go have another cheezy poof now in jealously. Happy Friday XXXmas to all, and to all a good catfight.

(Bend over and kiss my mistletoe, deerhunter.)

Why can't we all just be flenze?

cheezy poofs here.......get your cheezy poofs

I remember missing most of Vals awesomeness.......something about a ban......maybe if BustedAmy were to give the modtards freebies.......ijs

Hey Fancy, can I have your permission to post my drivel inside your post........so, the fat sperm whales can see it........ija?

heh Originally Posted by dearhunter

The Trojans ignored Cassandra's prophecies, and look where that got 'em.

Beautiful kissable lips :-* Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Seriously thinking you want to fuck my wife more than these guys do...