The jungle has been tamed.
I did some shaving last night so now the majority of skin surrounding my pubic area is just covered in bristles. Its not perfect, there are still some hairs near the ballsack which stubbornly won't go away and trying to trim the taint (or chode, or whatever the hell the male version is called) was a pain in the ass, but otherwise it looks and feels good. I can understand now why so many guys prefer this style. I'll probably shave it again tonight to keep the stubble down. I don't foresee myself doing this every day, only in preparation for a special occasion with a lady.