Official Can’t be Hijacked Thread

LMAO RD, I bet Johnny was smiling when he wrote the ck, and Oh Hell Yes Ms Raquel. Since I was a young boy, she has always had me intrigued with that kitty. My first vivid memory of her pics was the one where she was standing there in the animal skin bikini. Used to have the poster … lol

Ah, Raquel... I first saw her in the movie "Fantastic Voyage". There is a scene when the men in the mini-sub are yanking anti-bodies off her swimsuit. Check out the actor on the left... he's intentionally feeling her up!

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http://everyfuckingwebsite.com/ Originally Posted by Rockydoc

If this one made you laugh, then check out:

www.huhcorp.com

and

www.duhcorp.com

Alas, the story about Raqule (Most often told of Zsa Zsa Gabor) on Carson is an urban myth. The closest there is to it is Jane Fonda asking Johnny if it was true. For the full story (and more detective work than even our own Mr. Chan could have produced... have a look at the link below on Snopes. Be certain to scroll down to the video of Jane and Johnny discussing it.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp

Same I am afraid for Arnold Palmer's wife on the Tnight show: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/kissballs.asp

Sorry to be the grinch as they are very funny stories... and maybe that is enough!

Alas, the story about Raqule (Most often told of Zsa Zsa Gabor) on Carson is an urban myth. The closest there is to it is Jane Fonda asking Johnny if it was true. For the full story (and more detective work than even our own Mr. Chan could have produced... have a look at the link below on Snopes. Be certain to scroll down to the video of Jane and Johnny discussing it.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp

Same I am afraid for Arnold Palmer's wife on the Tnight show: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/kissballs.asp

Sorry to be the grinch as they are very funny stories... and maybe that is enough! Originally Posted by Howl at the Moon

"Damn an eyewitness. They will spoil a good story every time."--MarkTwain

Damn it Howl!

You guys are killing me. I haven't laughed this much in long time, it made me remember a video that I saw this a couple of years ago that y'all might enjoy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ3TwBVy4uk

Sorry- I hate to be a curmudgeon... but the amount of crap that runs around the web as "fact" makes me ornery. I hate to sound like Scrooge but every time I get one of those cheery notes about inspiring stories, Irish blessings, some kid collecting banana lables or Microsoft handing out tickest to Disneyland I do a slow burn. I delete the chain letters and amazingly my dick has neither shriveled for fallen off. There is no kid and if there way, he has to be 40 by now. And Dole was never giving anything away to anyone who had a boring enough existacnt to collect a gazillion banana stickers. Lastly, while I could get pretty vitriolic about Microsoft- one of their faults was NOT tracing everyone's emails.

So, since I do not want to get a reputation as a wet blanket, her is my "laughed so hard I pissed my pants video suggestion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

LMAO Howl,
dammit man ...

If your going to do it,, do it right,,, I bet you are playing this song in your head all day tomorrow...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dayum .... That's what I'm talking about!

I wonder why he never plays this song on Eagles tours?

And then there is THIS...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev0YwOOm8Os

You will never be able to hear America the Beautiful again with a straight face...

Where's all the taint fuckers at?
We need to keep a thread going in Arkansas, so that we all have a means of blowing off steam!