Cleaning your hooded soldier is VERY important!

Amillia_Winter's Avatar
Sounds like one of those bull shit posts to me. How the fuck could a guy walk around with "a crusty build up" on the inside of his fore skin.? Unless this guy was mentally fucked up it didn't happen. Does dirty dicks come in two's? Then again maybe this provider just draws such men... Originally Posted by Jimmiwad
Oh how I wish it was bullshit... this is the first time I've ever experienced this & I've seen plenty of men that have not been circumcised. Both of these gentlemen were very competent & I wouldn't care what type of clientele I draw in there is no reason for any grown men to be as disgusting as these sessions.
Your negative remarks has me wondering if one of them might have been you, because I screened them from P4 & didn't get their eccie handle.
Can't believe you didn't get their eccie handles. Just increases the bull shit suspect of your posting. I think you are just attempting to direct some needed attention to your self. And no, you haven't seen me because I wouldn't see you.
Sleepy363's Avatar
Can't believe you didn't get their eccie handles. Just increases the bull shit suspect of your posting. I think you are just attempting to direct some needed attention to your self. And no, you haven't seen me because I wouldn't see you. Originally Posted by Jimmiwad

Many guys keep their p411 and Eccie handles complete separate. Some have p411 and don't have an Eccie account at all. What should she have done? Water boarded them until they tell what their Eccie handles were and/or made one up?
samseis's Avatar
OMG I can't believe that could happen!!!!
pyramider's Avatar
Many guys keep their p411 and Eccie handles complete separate. Some have p411 and don't have an Eccie account at all. What should she have done? Water boarded them until they tell what their Eccie handles were and/or made one up? Originally Posted by still-asleep

Yeah that water would have been better used cleaning their junck.
34E Whitney Weston's Avatar
My first thought is " I blame the parents" My kids by age 2 knew how to wash all areas of the body. No grown adult should be nasty, cheesy or smuggling smegma.

Anyone who plans to hobby male/ female should be informed of proper hygiene and of course simple "tell tale" signs that there may be a medical problem.
"taste test" is best method for us ladies. YES I do taste, I want to make sure it tastes delicious not like a scented soap.
**Many ladies have towels, wash towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, soap & mouthwash available**







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Amillia_Winter's Avatar
Can't believe you didn't get their eccie handles. Just increases the bull shit suspect of your posting. I think you are just attempting to direct some needed attention to your self. And no, you haven't seen me because I wouldn't see you. Originally Posted by Jimmiwad
Well believe it... I do not care what you think, I'm relieved to know that you would never see me & believe me I don't have to draw attention to myself by making up repulsive situations.
David426's Avatar
Sounds like jimmiwad is one of the nasty ones...
VIP Mya Michelle's Avatar
Alternatively ladies using baby wipes does not make you clean. Most gents are ok with you delaying if need be to make sure ur irish spring clean. To the Op i agree it is disgusting and I am not implying you try to cut corners with baby wipes. Gents a few tips lather a sponge/wash cloth with soap, scrub junior (head, shaft, balls) and ass hole, then rinse thoroughly. Repeat the same process three times. You can do this process at home and drive to anybodies incall. Or follow that process should you decide to shower at the providers incall Originally Posted by Thatdude
anyone over 24 months old needs to be using a wash cloths with soap and running water... lmao
Disgusting! Think i threw up in my mouth a little
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 03-18-2013, 10:38 AM
That is just gross, This can go both ways, I have visited ladies and have been disappointed that they are not as fresh as me, kinda kills the little guy to be honest.
pyramider's Avatar
All incalls should be stocked with Lava Soap, Brillo pads, and small torches for clean up duties, when necessary.
Although I appreciate the public service announcement ("Just So You Know"), and I feel badly (I mean really badly) for the OP, this thread is just bad for business (and keeping my lunch down). Mods should lock it just out of principle. -Yuck-
pyramider's Avatar
Just because a couple of tards have an uneasy tummy is not a reason to close a thread. Threads should die natural deaths.
That's jus poor hygiene period... That it utter stupidity on their part.