I have a name...and it's Samantha.

Dang now I have to remember her name. Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

Sounds high maintenance, probably requires fucktards to shower, too.

Dang now I have to remember her name. Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

Heheheehhee!!! Yes, Masturbator...oh, is that your correct name? Close enough! *im just being silly*

Sounds high maintenance, probably requires fucktards to shower, too. Originally Posted by pyramider

High maintenance? Sigh...I heard that a lot from my friends. Yes, i require my clients to at least shower that week. LOL.
Sugar taint is a cute pet name. By. The way, how bad is it dangling? You're lucky it's not longer than 1.3"...it would've fallen off if it was longer. Hehe! I'm just messing with you, Pyramid!!

After reading the serious side about you. It's good to see the playful side come out as well.

I'm formally changing my name from ManSlut to 'Samantha's Biotch'.

But, not so seriously, a former girlfriend once read something to me outta Cosmopolitan that women and men get more turned on when their names are used during lovemaking. I told her men get more turned on when the FooFoo poodle pets aren't in the bedroom when doing it. I got my way, she got her's, everything was good till some DumbAss (me) used the wrong name!!

Sounds high maintenance, probably requires fucktards to shower, too. Originally Posted by pyramider

Next they are gonna ask us to shave our balls.

Heheheehhee!!! Yes, Masturbator...oh, is that your correct name? Close enough! *im just being silly* Originally Posted by samantha thom

Call me what you like just don't call me to cancel.

Samantha and Kendall can call me by any name they wish.

I'm formally changing my name from ManSlut to 'Samantha's Biotch'.

But, not so seriously, a former girlfriend once read something to me outta Cosmopolitan that women and men get more turned on when their names are used during lovemaking. I told her men get more turned on when the FooFoo poodle pets aren't in the bedroom when doing it. I got my way, she got her's, everything was good till some DumbAss (me) used the wrong name!! Originally Posted by ManSlut

Dammmnnnn....you used the wrong name???? That's worse than making obvious bad line calls during a tie break in the finals of a major zone...when everyone is watching!!!
I guess being called baby, sexy, honey by a stranger is better than being called the wrong name during lovemaking. Woww...that's bad!!! LOLOLOLOL

The same guy you object to sweetthinging you will still be essentially a stranger when he's, say, lapping your genitals a few hours later.

Prior excitement, and the sense of being sexy, is part of the bag for a lot of guys and you may be fucking up your customer's sense of pacing. Anyway, of you have a preference that's cool. I just don't get the "I hardly know you" angle. Originally Posted by jfred

Amazing post. Get over it, OP. If hearing "babe" is the worst you have to complain about in an industry where both parties probably want to remain anonymous, then you are doing pretty good.

Amazing post. Get over it, OP. If hearing "babe" is the worst you have to complain about in an industry where both parties probably want to remain anonymous, then you are doing pretty good. Originally Posted by 1337

Ah, good point 1337!! I guess I'm not doing too bad.

Ah, good point 1337!! I guess I'm not doing too bad. Originally Posted by samantha thom

I like your attitude

High maintenance? Sigh...I heard that a lot from my friends. Yes, i require my clients to at least shower that week. LOL.
Sugar taint is a cute pet name. By. The way, how bad is it dangling? You're lucky it's not longer than 1.3"...it would've fallen off if it was longer. Hehe! I'm just messing with you, Pyramid!! Originally Posted by samantha thom

I knew it, once a week showering ... the things we have to do to tickle some taint.

My 1.3" of dangling death will be the worst 1.3" of your life ... ijs. And yes, many ladies have thought, and later wished, that it has fallen off.

Respectfully, of course....

Ok, I think we've come to the point where wise-crack comments will not derail anything ...

Miss Thom,
First, I make the assumption it is "Miss". You did mention a boyfriend and not a husband.

Secondly, I would like to respectfully inquire as to any other quirks that would be relevant in making a successful reservation of your time. After all, first email impressions are critical.

Finally, I respectfully ask that I be allowed to address you as "Ma'am" or " Miss Thom". My sister's name is Samantha and I would not feel right to call out that particular name while in the throes of ecstasy.

I would add that I sincerely hope my written words are received in the context and tone in which they were intended.

Thanks in advance,