NOTICE … My Complimentary, All Expenses Paid Vacation From June 2ed - July 1st :-(

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And for the record ... I have never been in a crash .... if you pay attention to when "street racers" die in Houston, they are always in their late teens to early 20's ... when in the hell is the last time you heard of a 30+ year old dying in a street racing crash? You don't hear about it because it doesn't happen and that is not becuase they are not out street racing, its just that driving/ racing skills are acquired with practice. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
You have got to be fucking kidding me! I mean, SERIOUSLY???

I've stunt driving training and also raced semi-professionally in my early 20's before I moved to the States... I HAVE MADE MONEY DOING IT... I'm not a stupid and immature 20/30/40-something that has a holier-than-thou attitude and that truly believes that he/she is bullet proof like you do... and reading the idiotic line I highlighted above just makes me want to punch you in the face... but I can't since you're a lady... but HOLY SHIT, I pray to the Lord that you never get hurt or end up hurting somebody while "enjoying the thrill of racing" because Karma is a BITCH and she has your name on her special list.
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The best laid plans of mice and men..........and hooktards.........too funny

A hooktard who is going to county lockup where she is going to run into other hooktards has to have a plan.

Racer X sure looked good going in......now, not so much........ijs
  • BDD
  • 05-28-2013, 11:49 PM
I am SO sorry that you have to be a guest of such an establishment. I am a wee bit amazed AND impressed at why you'll be there . Wowza.
("Fast and Furious 7: Brooke goes Wild!")

I, too, applaud your honesty in 'fessing up. Shamrock luck, keep your pretty head and fanny low in there, and we'll see you for the jail break party.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Ok, normally I edit this down to just the part I am responding to, but with the Lovely Lassie's special font, green color, etc. that is just waaaayyyyy too hard tonight.

Regarding the JBP [jail break party]....I am all in....I will buy the 1st round....
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And for the record ... I have never been in a crash .... if you pay attention to when "street racers" die in Houston, they are always in their late teens to early 20's ... when in the hell is the last time you heard of a 30+ year old dying in a street racing crash? You don't hear about it because it doesn't happen and that is not becuase they are not out street racing, its just that driving/ racing skills are acquired with practice.

I'm sure most of ya'll who are whining about about my choice, have drove legally drunk many time in your life ... and that is when people of our age crash and kill others, not when they are sober, racing someone for a few seconds. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
How old are you really? Both replies sound like they came from a teenager, not a responsible adult. You wont get in a wreck cause you're 30 and more experienced? Ever heard of Dale Earnhardt? He was perhaps the best race car driver ever and he died racing other professionals. One reason we've probably not heard of a 30 yr. old street racer dying is cause there's so few of them. You may have already been in an accident had you not been luckily stopped 200 times! You can't be so stupid to think you're not a danger to others. Yet, your posts say you are. Racing vehicles of any kind is dangerous. Racing on public streets puts the public at risk.

Most accidents have nothing to do with drinking, rather human error and mechanical failure.
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You guys are seriously debating the dangers of breaking traffic laws on a board about a dangerous illegal hobby?
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A hooktard who is going to county lockup where she is going to run into other hooktards has to have a plan.

Racer X sure looked good going in......now, not so much........ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter
Heh, now that's funny.

If those hookers could read what she's said about them here, they'd have to keep her in solitary for the month...haven't we seen pictures of the beat downs that happen when hookers get pissy with other hookers?

Maybe not...
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You guys are seriously debating the dangers of breaking traffic laws on a board about a dangerous illegal hobby? Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
That's it, genius. We're all eat up with the sighs and trembles over failure to come to a complete stop before making a right on red.
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Blah blah blah I wanna get my jollies off doing 120, blah blah. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
120? As in miles per hour? Fuck, isn't that the normal speed limit on BW at 4 am. And here I thought you were a daredevil.

Do 165 on two wheels around 610 at midnight without getting caught and I'll be impressed.
linux's Avatar
  • linux
  • 05-29-2013, 10:54 AM
This thread is blowing my mind.
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  • times
  • 05-29-2013, 12:30 PM
I will definitely try to schedule with you in July. Good luck.
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I don't go to board events, but if I did, it's be the BW Jailbreak Party, hell I'll even cook and bring food! :)


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That's it, genius. We're all eat up with the sighs and trembles over failure to come to a complete stop before making a right on red. Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak
Oh I though maybe the married chaps were in trembles over what would happen if their wifes found out they were banging hookers.
ICU 812's Avatar
Brook:

I have been called a naive idiot once or twice in my life, and with that said; I am not sure if the phrase, “Street Racing”, is a metaphor, euphemism or innuendo.

In any case: Is there any way for your many friends in and out of the Hobby see that you get whatever comfort items that may be permitted while you are “on vacation”?
This thread is blowing my mind. Originally Posted by linux
Mine too. What morals we have from a group of men that brag about using hookers for their base enjoyment. More popcorn please.
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We are not debating the morals of fucking hookers for enjoyment nor are we debating traffic laws. We are discussing what can and does happen when 2 or more idiots choose to endanger the lives of innocent people for the thrill of seeing who can drive faster or has the fastest car.

Even if you think you are being safe about it there are so many outside factors that could cause you to kill your self or others. On a race track everyone knows the consequences. Whereas on the street an innocent person crossing the street is not expecting 2 morons to come racing down the street.

I don't care if people say that they are good drivers and that they are careful. All it takes is for one little mistake or one little outside factor to come into play and a person gets killed. Majority of the time it is not the idiots who are driving the
cars that get killed, it is the innocent person.