to be a high class escort....

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

Ron is funny. It's completely normal for a man to get on here and bitch about how girls should get paid more. And how she knows that many overweight 40 plus years olds are making a ton of money as HDH's.

Come on Ms. Jeremy, tell me your hooker handle. I won't tell anyone. I promise.

And please don't send me some more novel PMs to read that I could give a fuck about reading, just put it out here for everyone to see.

Please stop calling me a "dumbass", "moron" and "idiot" because you are hurting my feelings. I'm very insecure and your internet insults are just devastating to me. You got me. You win. I'm hurt. I'm obviously not at your intelligence level, but with hard work and proper schooling, I sure hope to get there one day. But only if I'm lucky.

Also Ms. Jeremy, just curious so I have to ask. Why the fuck are you talking about 40 year old plus HDH's when the OP is 22? Have an agenda much, lady?

What was this thread about again? Grad school? Old and overweight HDH's? UH Law School tier rankings? Hookers and taking one grad school class at a time and that's how it's easy? Shit, I don't even remember.

degree from a good school. not fucking harvard, but gimme a break. did you go to harvard? duke? brown? no? then shut the fuck up. Originally Posted by ronjeremy

Yup, I did. Not Harvard, but guess which Ivy League school I graduated from though, smart guy. And Duke is not Ivy League. So that leaves Yale, Brown, Dartmouth, Cornell, Columbia, Penn and Princeton.

Not too smart to talk shit to a guy you know nothing about. I know your ignorance. You definitely don't know who I am. But keep thinking you do if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Not too smart to talk shit to a guy you know nothing about. I know your ignorance. You definitely don't know who I am. But keep thinking you do if it makes you feel better about yourself. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

+1
Yes, I get a good chuckle out of people making assumptions about others and their education/background (probably based on the fact that we are all on a hooker board).

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Yes, I get a good chuckle out of people making assumptions about others and their education/background (probably based on the fact that we are all on a hooker board). Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Well said. Internet arguing is pretty much retarded. A bunch of people who don't even know each other. And whom in person would be respectful, but people change behind their keyboards....I know I do.

I'm still waiting to see who actually won a fight on their keyboard....I know I won't win this one or any other internet argument.

Ms. Jeremy will come at me when she reads my latest responses. I'll say something to her and we'll just look like a couple of dumb fucks while going back and forth.

Ron is funny. It's completely normal for a man to get on here and bitch about how girls should get paid more. And how she knows that many overweight 40 plus years olds are making a ton of money as HDH's.

Come on Ms. Jeremy, tell me your hooker handle. I won't tell anyone. I promise.

And please don't send me some more novel PMs to read that I could give a fuck about reading, just put it out here for everyone to see.

Please stop calling me a "dumbass", "moron" and "idiot" because you are hurting my feelings. I'm very insecure and your internet insults are just devastating to me. You got me. You win. I'm hurt. I'm obviously not at your intelligence level, but with hard work and proper schooling, I sure hope to get there one day. But only if I'm lucky. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

show me where i said duke was 'ivy league.' it's still a good school. i am bored with this exchange. the reason i brought up fatties and over the hill providers is because a couple of you posted about them not being able to make anything in the business and i showed your ignorance. no conspiracy here just plain facts. i don't mess with em either but so what someone is paying them.

Some general hints:

Observe everything, like clothing and hair styles and go to Nordstrom. Ask a salesperson to help pick out a few very nicely tailored pieces from the clearance rack...then go to Marshall's or TJ Maxx and look for similar pieces. While at Nordstrom, get measured to find out your true and accurate bra size. Again, get one nice set and then look for similars at the outlets or online.

For hair, you need to go to Dry Bar at Uptown Park and have them wash and style your hair. It cost $35 and if you pay attention, you can learn to do it yourself. For $10 extra dollars, you can have then put in clip in extensions (any hottie's best friend). Go to Mari Hari to get color matched, then order them online for a 1/3 of the price.

Never go out without the nails done and a fresh pedicure. Keep a set of matching glue-on nails in your purse in case you break a nail and need a quick fix. Nothing says trashy like messed up nails. Blood red, French or pale pink nails are probably your best bet.

Drink Martinis...preferably a real one and not some silly apple tiny or chocotini...think classic cocktail. A sidecar is a great drink that will sometimes inspire a conversation. If you smoke (I suggest not but if you do), use a cigarette case. Have calling cards (personal business cards with your name, tel., email) printed on nice card stock with raised print, to give to people you meet.

Go to nice restaurant bars at happy hour...make friends with the bartenders. Chat them up and find out other nice places to go or when the bar gets full. Be friendly, but don't ever "work the bar." Tip well, but not obnoxiously.

In a short amount of time, if you are a quick study, you can greatly improve your social circle as well as your ability to attract more upscale clients. Most of the time at upscale bars, someone will offer to pay your tab or buy you a drink. Always accept, graciously and NEVER offer to buy a man a drink. It's unseemly. Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Fantastic advice.

Thanks, Liliana! Xoxo

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

(IMO)

Fantastic advice. Originally Posted by Liliana

+1 LMx...the girl may have good intentions but definitely a looooong road ahead of her.

+1 LMx...the girl may have good intentions but definitely a looooong road ahead of her. Originally Posted by SNL9933

Agreed...but perhaps someone else will find it helpful. And perhaps you'll meet them at S&W.

Agreed...but perhaps someone else will find it helpful. And perhaps you'll meet them at S&W. Originally Posted by LilMynx69

ha..I doubt girls on that level are at S&W...

observing how higher class ladies (not hookers) act and interact with rich men.
To me class has a lot to do with how you treat and interact with all people, not just the rich man sitting across the table from you.

Never go out without the nails done and a fresh pedicure. Keep a set of matching glue-on nails in your purse in case you break a nail and need a quick fix. Nothing says trashy like messed up nails. Blood red, French or pale pink nails are probably your best bet.

So a lady breaks a nail. How about just file it down and go on with your date. Be careful with red polish and a French manicure. Both of those choices can easily look trashy.

Drink Martinis...preferably a real one and not some silly apple tiny or chocotini...think classic cocktail. A sidecar is a great drink that will sometimes inspire a conversation.
Remember that Martini, is nothing but a fancy name for straight liquor. Best be careful drinking those. I'm a big fan of drinking what tastes good to me, not what others think are classy drinks.

Tip well, but not obnoxiously.
Trust me, there is no such thing as an obnoxious tip. Originally Posted by LilMynx69

It's sad that not once have manners and treating others kindly were mentioned. Without those two basic elements there is no chance for any person to have any kind of class.