??? DATY ???

So I guess learning to BREATHE through your ears HAS'NT worked out for ya, huh? Originally Posted by onehitwonder

If there's anything to this reincarnation thingie... I'd like to come back as a whale... a whale has a ten foot tongue and a hole in the back of his head to breathe out of...

If there's anything to this reincarnation thingie... I'd like to come back as a whale... a whale has a ten foot tongue and a hole in the back of his head to breathe out of... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Damn TMFT! 10 ft tongue? You're tryin to tear up sh*t don't even belong to ya now.......

Damn TMFT! 10 ft tongue? You're tryin to tear up sh*t don't even belong to ya now....... Originally Posted by onehitwonder

And the tee shirt said it wouldn't lick it self... it was lion...

Would that be my left or your left? Originally Posted by boardman

LOL!


Cl*t is a destination not a starting point.

Fingers and tongue!

Practice, practice, practice.

And what never fails - rub her G-spot with your tongue.

Now I have never tried to lick the g spot. I just assumed my tounge wouldn't reach it lol. Now if you are joking then it sure will be funny next time I try and she says Hun WTF are trying to do lol

And the tee shirt said it wouldn't lick it self... it was lion... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Theres also one that says " I'm With Stupid" Nuff said.

Now I have never tried to lick the g spot. I just assumed my tounge wouldn't reach it lol. Now if you are joking then it sure will be funny next time I try and she says Hun WTF are trying to do lol Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Don't think any of our lovely ladies will fault you for trying.

Don't think any of our lovely ladies will fault you for trying. Originally Posted by jjflash

Nothin' beats a failure like a try.

Darth Maul
Earned his BA from Sensual Sophia University School of Pussy Eating.

I will be applying to the Luxury Daphne University and Dallas Rain University in the FALL for my Masters and Doctorate Degrees.

If I were a porn star...My name would be Conner Linguis. Did I say that I like to eat p*ssy!?

This thread reminds me of the time I got confused one time while eating a lady's pussy. She kept pulling my face into her, but she was saying, "Stop...don't. Stop...don't. Stop...don't."

Since she had my head jammed between her legs with a vice grip, I kept going at it and she ended up coming big time.

Afterwards, I asked her, "Why did you keep saying, 'Stop...don't.'"

She said, "Babe, I was teliing you, 'Don't stop, Don't stop, Don't stop.'"

Thank goodness for her vice grip. After that experience, I pay a lot more attention to the body language.

Sounds a bit like dyslexia.....


just sayin......

LOL!


Cl*t is a destination not a starting point...And what never fails - rub her G-spot with your tongue. Originally Posted by jjflash

I'm not sure I've ever gotten my tongue to a lady's G-spot, but I almost always spend some time at every lady's U-spot. Some gals really dig getting licked in this area. (If you haven't been there before, Google it to find it.)

A real trooper will dive in even right after this..

Darth Maul
Earned his BA from Sensual Sophia University School of Pussy Eating.

I will be applying to the Luxury Daphne University and Dallas Rain University in the FALL for my Masters and Doctorate Degrees.

If I were a porn star...My name would be Conner Linguis. Did I say that I like to eat p*ssy!? Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Do they offer tuition reimbursement?

I was in town yesterday to pickup my tickets for the cowboys/texans game on Saturday. I decided to call up one of my regular providers to see if she would be available. She told me she was going to Galveston beach with a few friend but would make time for me because I might be the best carpet munched in the world. She told me "you made my day when I saw your name pop up on my phone. I'm quitting my job to start my on university. Anyone want to register?