((CANDI'S Being Naughty AND Nice!))

I know something else red you could wear for me! Originally Posted by Netx9

Hmmm..?

I hope you dont mean my Red Bottoms, I would never bring my children to a session, sorry.

So…

I am going to DATE myself here… but there is this GREAT SCENE on GOLDEN GIRLS where DOROTHY asks ROSE:

"What kind of WOMAN SLEEPS with a MAN on the FIRST DATE?"

BLANCHE REPLIES:

"A DAMN GOOD SPORT?"

With that in mind…

"What do you call a HOOKER who sleeps with TWO, THREE, FOUR MEN A DAY?"

A TEAM PLAYER!!!"

Ladies… SIGN MY SLUTTY ASS UP!! I would be ESPECIALLY GRATEFUL if our TEAM JERSEYS could be PINK and I would like to CLAIM the NUMBER 69!!"

Your nymphomaniac slave,

Guinevere Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Classic golden girls line. I was forced to watch by my mom when we were overseas. Having only one American channel at the time she never missed an episode. Somebody design jerseys for these ladies. I will buy them.
I bet you like 69 Slave G. Man I love how you type.

B35H

I do not like the naughty part. Take it back!

I The Golden Girls so much!
..Im SO gonna be Blanche when I get older..

I do not like the naughty part. Take it back! Originally Posted by joshharris86

I know! But I had to slow down some, just a little. Need to share my focus with bigger dreams! Also so I can keep LOVING what I do, had to find a way to moderate my schedule some.

Dont worry- I'll always be on the board harassing people with pink font and honesty, I love SA's forum too much to leave anytime soon.

Those are some really nice pics. You should do some Kwanza and Hanukkah themed ones too!

I swear to God THIS is why I proudly claim Nikki as one of my Real friends-
love you girl!!! Originally Posted by Candi Staxx

Lol im just like geeze... I love you to boo thang.

Omfg candi if ur blanche im gonna be the goofy betty white character.


"Back in saint oloff..." lol

Omfg candi if ur blanche im gonna be the goofy betty white character.


"Back in saint oloff..." lol Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Dammit Girls!!

Ya'll have to be Miley Cyrus or someone like that. .. lol... Ya'll are in your 20's!!

Let your OLD SLAVE keep her GOLDEN GIRLS!!

Your aging slave,

Guinevere

Classic golden girls line. I was forced to watch by my mom when we were overseas. Having only one American channel at the time she never missed an episode. Somebody design jerseys for these ladies. I will buy them.
I bet you like 69 Slave G. Man I love how you type.

B35H Originally Posted by big35hurt

Sir B35H..

So... Does this mean that you have forgiven me for dragging you into a naughty gang bang storyline? Lol..

I have to say that my munchkins love GG as well... Of Course, they think that I am a cross between Blanche and Karen on Will & Grace... Lol. .. The poor things have had to watch many a man hit on me at HEB because of THE TWINS...

Your naughty slave,

Guinevere

P. S.

There is nothing like BENDING over to get a cucumber at HEB and hearing your youngest child say "So, do you like STARING at my MOM'S TUSHIE?"

LOL... I mean REALLY?!? My kids were RIGHT THERE!!

There is nothing like BENDING over to get a cucumber at HEB and hearing your youngest child say "So, do you like STARING at my MOM'S TUSHIE?"

LOL... I mean REALLY?!? My kids were RIGHT THERE!! Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

But it's such a cute TUSHIE!!! Us guys just can't help it!! I challenge any man (or woman for that matter) gay straight bi whatever to not stare a Gunivere for more more than 10 seconds it can't be done it's like breathing.

Breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie, breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie
Breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie, breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie
Breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie, breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie
Breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie, breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie
Breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie, breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie
Breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie, breathe stare at Guinevere's tushie

See one in the same


Ok that's the first time I have ever typed the word tushie that many times in my life

Hmmm..?

I hope you dont mean my Red Bottoms, I would never bring my children to a session, sorry.
Originally Posted by Candi Staxx

It took me a few hours to get this joke... blonde moment!!

There is nothing like BENDING over to get a cucumber at HEB and hearing your youngest child say "So, do you like STARING at my MOM'S TUSHIE?" Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Public response: Yes, ma'am [Slave Guinevere], I do so reckon that peachy rear-end of yours got more than a peek from my wandersome eyes and graphic thoughts a-racing through my Neanderthal noggin. Firstly, pardon my most uncivil self for having let horniness and a lack of abstention direct what I did and secondly, with your youngsters around.

Signed, from many men at HEB's produce aisle

Hmmm..?

I hope you dont mean my Red Bottoms, I would never bring my children to a session, sorry.
Originally Posted by Candi Staxx

It took me a few hours to get this joke... blonde moment!! Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

I'll never get this joke...guy moment?

Edit: Women's fashion (Christian Louboutin shoes), that's why I don't get it.



Big pimpin' with these heels. Like a boss.



Yikes! Vicious. Did those spikes comes from Sauron's armour?



Yes, I'm back to the beginning all over again. I'll never understand women's haute couture.

Lol Slave I love u

maybe he was having visions of what u could do with that cucumber.

Ya know, like, make a salad.