Dirty Talk

Once, I thought I was with a woman who spoke French because she kept saying "Qui."
Turns out she was Irish and was saying "Wee" in reference to my tool. Originally Posted by Toolman54

Maybe she was enjoying the ride, "WEEEEEEEEEE"

Great thread. Glad i found it!

I've found the most effective dirty talk happens before you even get your clothes off. Once I was at a bar with an old GF and whispered to her, "I want to bend you over this barstool and fuck you in the ass while everyone watches."

She shoved me into the ladies room and fucked me in the stall. Yowza.

I've found that whilst one is fucking, if you're doing it right, words are hard to come by.

Best thing a provider ever said to me while finishing me off with a BBBJ was, "I want you to drain your balls all over my face."

Took about 2.5 seconds for that exact thing to happen.

Oh +100 all the way!!!! I do love foreplay talk. But when I'm Fcuking my vagina to speech messenger shuts off. Lol. Great observation.

THN...practice makes perfect. You just have to do it and mean it.

I'm the queen of dirty talkers.

Are you going to take me home and fuck me?

(In the car) give me your hand and see how wet you're making me...

(Licking his fingers) ahhhh...I taste so good...don't you think I taste good? Are you going to fuck me with your tongue when we get home?

God, I can hardly wait for you to fuck me...should we pull over?

And so on and so on....

I could go on forever! Lol Originally Posted by LilMynx69

I agree with those who think dirty talk is a huge turn on before the clothes come off. To me it is sex talk, not just dirty. Lilmynx had some of the best examples for me. Hope I get to hear her someday. Indecent= if it's in deep and in hard, then it's in decent.

" Fuck that pussy!"
" Do you want it? Do you want it?
Take that dick baby!"
" Fuck your pussy tastes good"
" I want you to cum baby"

I too lame for dirty talk. I'll be in the moment and accidently whip out a really big word and then the guy will look at me like "WTF did you just say?"

I've always wanted to scream...supercalafragalistice xpialadoshus! right before I release my swimmers in the cover. Too dirty?

Only if you sing it!

I've always wanted to scream...supercalafragalistice xpialadoshus! right before I release my swimmers in the cover. Too dirty? Originally Posted by DirkMcNassy

Now all you have to do is find a girl that looks like Julie Andrews

Dirty Talk Combined with Action is the Key.

Calling me Papi or Daddy is a turn off, on the flip side, calling me by my Handle or name is a turn on. I prefer you to call me baby OVER daddy or papi. Moaning before I put my dick or tongue in is a turn off. All men love the confirmation to proceed and that you love it, which is what dirty talk does. I particularly love dirty talk when it is combined with action. Let me explain. Let’s say I am doing DATY and she is motionless and saying: Eat that pussy daddy (turn off)

Now let’s look at it a different way. Her (action) is to spread her legs wider, grab my head and says: oh my god that feels so good, get that clit copier. (Action) as she takes her fingers to spread her pussy lips to further expose her clit and says: oh yeah, right there, eat that pussy. (Action) she hands me her favorite vibrator and says: stick this in while you’re working that clit so good baby, you’re going to make me cum. If you combine your dirty talk with action that matches your dirty talk, it will be so much better. I am a very big fan of body language.

Side note ladies: If you don’t like fingers because of finger nail scratches, bring your favorite vibrator to bed. Turn it on and hand it to him while DATY.

CG

To each its own ... I loooove to be called Papi or Daddy ... maybe a cultural thing ...
In latin countries you call a hot girl "mamacita" ...

This will make me seem boring, but I'm probably more intimidated by dirty talk than I am by sex itself. I hate cliches and dirty talk is usually full of them. I start feeling like I'm in a Radley Metzger movie. Yet when I try to get creative, things can get weird in a hurry. Nothing worse than a provider giving you a WTF look when you cry out "Your groping labia are enveloping my hot, hot love stick!"

I think a whispered "yes, yes, yes" works fine for me and it relieves me of doing a mental inventory of my porn vocabulary when I'm trying to concentrate on something else.

Just can't let this thread die yet. I've had some awesome sessions lately and I'm feeling dirrrrrrtyy today! As a newbie I couldn't get into the dirty talk, but as I get more experienced it really turns me on a lot.
But if you're not good at it, just put on one of these tunes. Theyalways get me in the mood!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huO8rmrFDSc TALK DIRTY TO ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-5oJqvkYZg TONIGHT I'M F****ING YOU

I agree with those who think dirty talk is a huge turn on before the clothes come off. To me it is sex talk, not just dirty. Lilmynx had some of the best examples for me. Hope I get to hear her someday. Indecent= if it's in deep and in hard, then it's in decent. Originally Posted by 15texas

Hear me and feel me?

Walk through my front door...press me up against the wall and kiss me deeply while reaching up my top to feel my hard hard nipples respond to you?

Let me drop to my knees, unbuckle you and suck you until you're hard and throbbing I'm my wet and slippery mouth?

Then stop...to make you a drink and lead you to the couch?

To each its own ... I loooove to be called Papi or Daddy ... maybe a cultural thing ...
In latin countries you call a hot girl "mamacita" ... Originally Posted by DarthDVader

Back in college I broke up with a girl mid sex for calling me daddy. Just got my pants and walked out of my dorm saying I'll call you. To this day that is the worst thing to say to me, and I have no rational reason why. It is so bad that I find it hard to warn ladies not to say it because even me saying it kills the mood.