How you should deal with me? Oh my gosh you are so precious. Just invite me over for dinner and be sure to cook asparagus.
Originally Posted by broes
Wait at the back of the queue.
That reminds me of a joke (it's the way I tell them):
Flight gets cancelled and there is a queue of people at the desk as a beautiful young blond lady with top buttons undone showing peeks of voluptuous puppies tries to arrange alternative flights.
A business man goes straight to the front of the queue, and says 'I have an important business meeting, I have to be on the next flight'.
She says: 'I'm sorry sir, but you will have to go to the back of the queue.'
He says: 'Do you know who I am, I am the CEO of XYZ, I have to make that meeting?' Meanwhile he is talking on his mobile phone in a loud voice.
She says: 'I'm sorry sir, but you will have to wait in the queue like everybody else.'
He says: 'well, fuck you'.
She says: 'I'm sorry sir, but you will have to go to the back of that queue as well.'
Boom boom.