Favorite Witty Quotes

In fucking DEED!

“That’s the problem with history, we like to think it’s a book—that we can turn the page and move the fuck on.
But history isn’t the paper it’s printed on.
It’s memory, and memory is time, emotions, and song.
History is the things that stay with you.”




-Paul Beatty (The Sellout)

"Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas." —Dave Attell

QUEERS. STEERS. AND BANDITS..

"I'm not searching for the truth. That's too much pressure"

-PB

If you can't
blow them away
with your brilliance,
baffle them
with your bullshit.




-MP

"TIME" is the only thing u can't get back!
I never seen the same second twice!!


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"Well-behaved women seldom make history"



-LTU

M.M. aka Ms Money Mayweather


^ I coined the phrase

M.M.

There's something so powerful about being my own gorgeous, beautiful, individual, unique self.
~Alicia Keys~