NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

O'Mike's Avatar
https://twitter.com/DeeDeeMcCarron/media?lang=en Originally Posted by Fishpie
Ok, still not bad. Thought we might see her in the stands on a regular basis for a bit, but looks like her son went somewhere else.


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Well FUCK!! Seems like all you football fucktards are as excited as I am about the draft, NOT!!! The Texans are still fucked up cause Rick Smith is still giving McNuttless a hand job daily!!!

This Mother Fucker Rick Smith, traded Brock for cap room and now has not done a damn thing with the cap room created. Hey McNuttless why don't you give it back to the season ticket holders if dipshit Rick isn't gonna use it!!!

Savage is not the answer, apparently Weeden is not the answer if he can't beat out Savage. Doesn't look like any of the QB's are worthy of a high pick to me. The Alabama Tackle looks iffy also.

Satin was the only smart guy on here, he said fuck the Texans long ago. Sadly we are stuck with these mfers for who knows how long. I guess McNuttless Jr will take over when Bob croaks. Hopefully he has some sense like Jerry Jone's boy who has taken some control of the Cowgirls and changed them into a contender.

I guess I will sit around Thursday night surrounded by snatch and have a draft fuckfest to ease my mind!!

Eat a dick Texans!!!
BigLouie's Avatar
The absolute worse was the interview that Rick Smith gave last week in which he acts as if he is some sort of draft genius. Other than the first round his picks have been bad. The other teams in the division got a lot better this off season while the Texans did nothing.
Agreed BL, he gets fleeced by his "friend " Sashi the Browns GM, and he thinks he did great. Other GM's have to be licking their chops hoping to make a deal with this dipshit.

Look for another Rick Smith special trade to reach for a shitty QB prospect.
O'Mike's Avatar
One good thing out of yesterday is we will not have to put up with "Dilfers Dimes" anymore. Glad his future is taking him elsewhere along with his gay ass graphics before MNF.

Anybody can make a decent 1st round pick most of the time, those athletes get the most attention and scrutiny. Sometimes you get a dud (VY), but the real skill comes in the later rounds where Rick Smith sucks ass.

Lets see who fakes excitement at the prospect of coming to Houston tonight.


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BigLouie's Avatar
On 790 today at noon Sean Jones said this would be O'Brien last year and that he would be replaced by Mike Verbal.
nu2's Avatar
  • nu2
  • 04-27-2017, 02:29 PM
NFL draft starts in about 3.5 hours! Hope the Texans make some good picks.
With the 12th pick of the 2018 nfl draft the Houston Texans select Vince Young er Johnny Manziel uh err uh Deshaun Watson. Fleeced by his Cleveland buddy(Sashi)again.
Gimmee all your picks Rick, I'm your friend Sashi!!

KC fucked us and beat us to the punch on Mahomes, Rick Panicked and traded up with his "friend" to save his own ass again.

B'OB has already come out and said Savage is the #1 QB.

We're still fucked as the Chucklehead Rick is still in charge and giving McNuttless the slobber job daily.

Watson is a winner, hopefully he will be able to pull it off on the pro level but his accuracy is a concern.
With the 12th pick of the 2018 nfl draft the Houston Texans select Vince Young er Johnny Manziel uh err uh Deshaun Watson. Fleeced by his Cleveland buddy(Sashi)again.
Gimmee all your picks Rick, I'm your friend Sashi!!

KC fucked us and beat us to the punch on Mahomes, Rick Panicked and traded up with his "friend" to save his own ass again.

B'OB has already come out and said Savage is the #1 QB.

We're still fucked as the Chucklehead Rick is still in charge and giving McNuttless the slobber job daily.

Watson is a winner, hopefully he will be able to pull it off on the pro level but his accuracy is a concern.
DarthMaul's Avatar
With the 12th pick of the 2018 nfl draft the Houston Texans select Vince Young er Johnny Manziel uh err uh Deshaun Watson. Fleeced by his Cleveland buddy(Sashi)again.

KC fucked us and beat us to the punch on Mahomes, Rick Panicked and traded up with his "friend" to save his own ass again.

Watson is a winner, hopefully he will be able to pull it off on the pro level but his accuracy is a concern. Originally Posted by Daddio
What else can be said? They did panic because they wanted Mahomes.
nu2's Avatar
  • nu2
  • 04-28-2017, 04:58 AM
I called the Texans trading up to get their QB. I knew they would do it and am sure glad they got Watson!
BigLouie's Avatar
This all goes back to 2014 and the start of the second round and Derreck Carr and Jimmy G were available and they took 'Filo. Now in the 2018 draft we have no first or second round picks. Watson has a lot of negatives and how does Savage feel now. What happens if Savage goes out and performs well?
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It means Watson can sit and learn. The Texans do not need a Vince or RG3.
spear89's Avatar
This was a very very stupid move.
Basically they used two first round draft picks on a rookie who will not help at all this year. And at best will be another weak armed Alex Smith.

The other teams in the division got better, and we have no picks next year till the third round. Very bad. They better bat a thousand on all their other picks
The Texans are the new Browns!!! With Rick I'll fuck it up Smith at the helm and Sad Sack McNuttless bamboozled into thinking Rick is good is Fucking Crazy!!!

I wonder how Sashi will fuck Rick next??

I sure hope Watson kicks ass, but I can't see it for next year.

Goooo Dynamoooooo!!! Right Satin?