Favorite Witty Quotes

"If you don't own
a business how
are you telling
somebody how
to run a business?"


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Talkin shit keeps you sane, but DOING shit keeps you strong.

MAREN MORRIS
The things you're stressing about today... will it REALLY matter on your deathbed? Most likely not, so let it go.


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Be inspired but don't copy!!!!


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Take a moment to walk
in my shoes, I bet you'll
fall on the first step.

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Legota's Avatar
Live like Larry
sin.di.vine's Avatar
OMFG!! I can barely keep my coffee down I'm dying here this is the great thread so funny okay I have a couple..

From Rodger rabbit" I'm not bad..im just painted that way"

Marilyn Monroe" if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"!!!
"My talent was the weapon, the power, the way for me to fight"


-Sammy Davis Jr.
The Cock Connoisseur's Avatar
Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.~Zig Ziglar
"You can't be emotional if you're trying to be a businesswoman"



-SD
The Cock Connoisseur's Avatar
Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece ~Ralph Charell

Great thread Seeking~P!
costello's Avatar
My current favorite:

"Ladies it is none of your Gotdamn business how another lady or Agency runs their business...." ~M.M.
el guero's Avatar
Salt and sugar look the same, be careful who you trust.
Warren Buffet
costello's Avatar
Here's one, if only it were true..

No instead of people going around bashing people for no reason at all how about everyone just take the high road, and stop trying to pile on one another like it's a football tackle. Plain and simple. No need to keep making new threads about something, leave it be. I'm going to always take the high road, yes I may banter once in awhile, but in the end I wind up taking the high road, The Road Less Traveled, the one that has less potholes, the one that won't tear up your car as easily as the road with potholes. ~M.M.
Costello I am flattered that you have chosen to PM. me with your opinions of me, but what you are doing right now just makes you look ridiculous. While you are attempting to bait me into a banter with you, I must decline your offer because that would make both of us look and act foolish. And as of right now you are the only one looking and acting foolish.

M.M.