When will sexymaid69 start collecting her social secuirty?

tatasddd's Avatar
AG, Silver want to know if you would consider an MFH? Male, female, horse? Originally Posted by eaglehorse
A horse dick up your ass will certainly do a good job EagleHorse.
AmishGangster's Avatar
AG, Silver want to know if you would consider an MFH? Male, female, horse? Originally Posted by eaglehorse
lustylad's Avatar
Ok, how about paying $5.99/minute to watch a TFH (tatas, female, horse)?
eaglehorse's Avatar
Tits, how about it, you, a woman of public useage, and Silver. Silver wants his name above yours, you have 8", Silver has 45". Just like my pair of Colts. Silver will also pay for the production costs, and time for the woman of public usage, also the barn rental, snacks, drinks, and other costs. Oh wait, there's no Bus service, not even Greyhound!
lustylad's Avatar
Tits, how about it, you, a woman of public usage, and Silver.... Originally Posted by eaglehorse
Yes, I am very perverted and I am not shy to admit it... There is nothing wrong with being perverted and dirty. Originally Posted by tatasddd
Go for it, tatas! If you really want perv cred then you must experience an equine facial!
OMGitsHuge's Avatar
Go for it, tatas! If you really want perv cred then you must experience a horse facial! Originally Posted by lustylad
Lustylad..... Lay off Tits. Being a gay person of public usage on the internet more than qualifies Tits for perv credentials.
lustylad's Avatar
OMG.... it's called one-upmanship. Tatas yearns to be #1 among his perv peers. Right now Swiss Cheese Pervert is in first place. Cheeseperv even has his own radio ditty on WDVE. Tatas needs to get a horse's leg up on the competition!

Oh wait, is that tatas in the car? WTF I thought he only rode the bus?





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-cheese.html

https://www.facebook.com/dverocks/posts/402939886517897

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Well this thread is going downhill really fast......

WTF is with the swiss cheese?
Or do I even want to know?

Those cheese holes are really really small,
Jus sayin'
eaglehorse's Avatar
Tits, a man for public usage!
Come on guys

Do I really have to Google Swiss Cheese?
It's Christmas! One of you MUST share with me.

By the way,
I want to say a big thank you to my own Santa Clause.
He knows who he is....


He's a real doll.
eaglehorse's Avatar
Jinny stay away from the Swiss cheese, at least for a week! TiTS is missing.
I once heard "swiss cheese" having a similar definition to santorum.

Only swiss cheese was a mixture of lube, male, and female juice.
HAPPY BOXING DAY!



Who's up for it?
hehehe
OMGitsHuge's Avatar
HAPPY BOXING DAY!



Who's up for it?
hehehe Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
Happy Boxing Day to you too Jinny. All I wanted for Christmas was a piece of pussy. I got some but unfortunately it was the wrong size. I'm going to go out and try to exchange it today.
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Happy Boxing Day to you too Jinny. All I wanted for Christmas was a piece of pussy. I got some but unfortunately it was the wrong size. I'm going to go out and try to exchange it today. Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge
mine was about the right size
but the b**** forgot to cook the turkey I gave her days before
taint nothing better than sex and hooker cooked turkey
said she was turkeyed out
WTF some other guy stole my idea that I been doing for years
but he gave her a cooked turkey
1st dude it was not as good as her cooking
2nd make her work and cook it
3rd if your going to steel my idea, give her a ham ta cook dang nab it all
then we can swap we each get some hooker cooked ham and turkey
dumb fuck