Dont Answer the Question

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes comes easy.


Do you know the muffin man?
Every day, dude. Every day.

Tuna fish sandwich - with or without pickles?
airlineguy12's Avatar
You aint seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin


Was there something you left behind?
w900l's Avatar
  • w900l
  • 08-07-2010, 01:10 PM
Yeah, my brain

Why Marie doesn't Lynn?
airlineguy12's Avatar
Lynn likes to do Mary


We're here and now, but will we ever be again?
scooterpie's Avatar
Yes, but not next Tuesday, I have a pottery class.


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Mr No Confidence's Avatar
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Originally Posted by scooterpie

If you don't stop looking at my lovely man humps. I know they got you drunk. ... My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little man lumps.

(thanks dude, I try to work out. .. )


Where's my money jive ass turkey sucka?
St.Mateo's Avatar
In a interplanetary orbit around Uranus

Why do they call a airplanes vital information transmissions "The Black Box"?
scooterpie's Avatar
It's all pink on the inside.

Who wrote the book of love?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Steve Miller

Who will win the Super Bowl in Arlington Texas early next year?
The ticket scalpers.

Is this really your first time?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Is this really your first time? Originally Posted by milfhound
Your train is leaving on track 29.

What is a neep tide?
Fiero's Avatar
  • Fiero
  • 08-08-2010, 02:53 PM
Yes and I won't c*m in your mouth.

To Be or not to be?
Mr No Confidence's Avatar

What is a neep tide? Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist


In sports news: All fat ass crimson tide fans rejoiced, as football season soon to start. Chrees from these large asses could be heard from the stadium all the way to the Dairy Queen. Roll Tide, Yes indeed roll your asses to see them Bamas play.




To Be or not to be? Originally Posted by Fiero
That damn baby still isn't mine anyway it goes. Look at his face, this is Flavor Flavs' baby.

What ever happened to just being plain crazy?
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That damn baby still isn't mine anyway it goes. Look at his face, this is Flavor Flavs' baby.

What ever happened to just being plain crazy? Originally Posted by Mr No Confidence

The crazy plane is now boarding.All aboard!


Why if you have an accelerator to go faster, aren't the brakes aren't called decelerators?