This isn't match.com for fucks sakes I know my place its tards that get all caught up with there feelings and think I actually give a shit ... I mean I do to an extent but that extent isn't very far... Originally Posted by Dorthy_MonroeNo shit again. Just fucking blow me. I'll pay the tariff. Fuck that Parisian shit. Or Bobs garage.
The throat punch will most likely occur after my fart box is a mean summa bitch ijs... I don't know any but I am sure YouTube won't let me down well it hasn't yet anyways...lol I'm not into fart boxes no worries there... BSer, well that's another story.... sigh I can't help it I'm a Cuddler...
Sounds like a night to remember don't let me down my feelers are sensitive at times... kiss Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
This isn't match.com for fucks sakes I know my place its tards that get all caught up with there feelings and think I actually give a shit ... I mean I do to an extent but that extent isn't very far... Originally Posted by Dorthy_MonroeNo worries babe I don't need to marry you. I know my place... probably right after Bam, BSer, and Bigguy.
Oh hell no I have enough of them it won't be the throat punch that triggers it I can guarantee that.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_MonroeI know it was a stupid joke, that is what 15 years of a bitter marriage does to someone. Plus I had this great line about taking you to a Persian restaurant and someone took it.
Im not BSC though I hope your not disappointed just a different type of whore you will never meet another Dorfy... But anyways I get your point Originally Posted by Dorthy_MonroeWell, if I ever get to Houston, I will certainly look you up. We'll swap a clit/dick whispering session. Then I'll get some Tacos. And tequila.
Im not BSC though I hope your not disappointed just a different type of whore you will never meet another Dorfy... But anyways I get your point Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroelol not disappointed you can hold your own...I like that. yes you are a unique Dorfy.