She is out of YOUR League or is she?

SL. . . Guess we can add another bout to our score card with CB.LOL

I'm on the Canadian boards so you probably wouldn't know who I'm talking about but someone like Tiffany Rose.

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/?p=5916 Originally Posted by Shayla

She does have some killer legs but you both have a heavenly A$$

Its Sunday night, I was at IHOP with the family getting nutella crepes! sheesh, I have a real life in which I have to be a parent too ya know. Its been a helluva week. I also ranted enough today and yesterday so kinda done for a while.

As far as self-rating, I prefer not too. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As long as young hot military men continue to hit on me and try and get in these panties then I say I am a 10(At least thats what the last hotass one made me feel like as he was fucking the hell outta me leaving my mind like jello for a week.) haha, otherwise I could give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks to be honest. Also, playing the "hot and have no idea" card gets ya a whole lot more attention versus some vain bitch who really isnt all that. That goes for men too. Mainstream I am deff not a 10, but its all in self-perception and self-confidence, and that makes a world of difference. You gotta love yourself, and in your mind you should be a "10." this will flow over onto others and they will also see you in the same way, flaws and all. None of us are perfect but that doesnt mean we arent perfect to someone out there.

Yea where's the bitch? Originally Posted by burkalini

Can you call me an ass or something so I feel normal Originally Posted by burkalini

Lmfao!!! Burk, That is too fucking funny. Awww I won't do it.

I think were having problems with the rating scale:

1-2 Not going to do
3-4 Looks like a crack whore
5-6 Always in the mix
7-8 Looks like a date
9-10 I wonder when

Most of us are 5-6 men and woman. Some a little higher some a little lower. Its the +1 or +2 that were looking for!

OK CB I'll rate you! Your a 6. But you have those bomber fun bags so thats +2. Let's not forget the sassy factor +1. You can scare the shit out of any guy -1. BCD +1. NINE IS GREAT!

Me:
--Objectively a 5 on looks.

--Quiet and shy upon first meeting probably takes it down one point.

--Good personality and attentive to what a lady says/body language, plus 1 or 2.

--Gives a signicantly better warm oil massage, +1.


All told: a 6 to 7. Probably a fair assessment.
Originally Posted by Old-T

You know yourself well, but add generous and great conversationalist and that bumps you up to a 9 or more. You are a wonderful gentleman to spend time with and I still have a hobby crush!

We are often more critical of ourselves than others. I've been given a 7 based on looks alone and I've been given a 10. It's all subjective. I am confidant, love to laugh and learn, and have a great attitude about sex. Not sure what the rating is for those attributes...

If I were to rate myself, I'd say a 6.5 in the looks department, maybe a 7 depending on the day. A lot of the providers I've been with have commented (positively) on my disarming and easygoing personality. I'm assuming the gals like that (esp. when meeting someone new). All in all, I'd say I'm an overall 7.5 or 8.

CB & Shayla MOD ratings? Come on now!

Come on, I am 64, that does put me at a little disadvantage compared to 95 percent of the participants on this Site.

For my age, If I was even to venture a guess, I woulde say a solid 7. But that is with the curve added. Maybe I can get my ATF to chime in here and give you Her opinion.

But even that will be unrealistic, because old Ben Franklin would be whispering in Her ear. He seems to have a lot of influence with Her.

By the way, I give Her a solid 9.

Come on, I am 64, that does put me at a little disadvantage compared to 95 percent of the participants on this Site.

For my age, If I was even to venture a guess, I woulde say a solid 7. But that is with the curve added. Maybe I can get my ATF to chime in here and give you Her opinion.

But even that will be unrealistic, because old Ben Franklin would be whispering in Her ear. He seems to have a lot of influence with Her.

By the way, I give Her a solid 9. Originally Posted by Jackie S

SIXTY FOUR??? A guy 64 is a 5 period. There has to be an age depresiation factor. Then if you require handcap parking or room for a walker or oxygen tank, thats -1. So now your a 4. ATF says your hung like a bear and you screw like the energizer bunny +2 now your a 6. Ben Franklin factor +1. Now your a 7. People swear you look 50-55 +1 now your and 8! Let's not cut yourself short, do the math! LOL

Shit I need a pen and paper to add all this stuff up

I'm 58 so I guess that starts me at a five no matter what. I can be an opinionated asshole -1. I'm very tall and in good shape= who gives a shit. I have all my hair. I guess that's good. I guess I have the Benjamin factor so I guess that's +1. I can open a ketchup bottle. I guess that makes me a 3.2365897.

I give myself a 7-8 and that's with 2 hours to get dressed.

Burk. . . You left out the two most important factors. Taking your teeth out for DATY (-2). Having skid marks in the undies (-2). So your score would be -1.5666

Burk. . . You left out the two most important factors. Taking your teeth out for DATY (-2). Having skid marks in the undies (-2). So your score would be -1.5666 Originally Posted by shorty

Sorry on those. I'm a big clean freak and my chompers are all mine. Hey i gotta keep my big 3+ rating