Used rubbers...



I check the trash cans in the bathrooms for used condoms to see if I'm leading off, batting clean up or pinch hitting in the bottom of the ninth. Saw this BP girl once that was sharing a room with another provider at an extended stay. She told me to wrap my rubber in toilet paper and put it in the trash can. Must have been a dozen in that trash can.

There was a "do not disturb" sign on the door, so hopefully the maid had not serviced the room for several days. If not, I had stepped up to the plate in extra innings. If the maid had not serviced the room, perhaps I had batted first that day, but that would mean the sheets had not been changed for several days. Damn, that's one game I lost. Originally Posted by MobyDick100
Don't feel bad Moby, a lot of baseball guys get screwed, whether its used rubbers, bad betting, or hot chicks in bikinis reciting interviews passed.......

MaxiMilyen's Avatar
I use 'em for slingshot practice!



TexasDave555's Avatar
I take mine with me and toss em at the ceiling on the way to the elevator. If they stick, I see her again... if not, I don't.
I thought they were rinsed out and recycled on the next client. Are you saying....?

Flushing sounds are reassuring. Originally Posted by OldGrump
Omg! hahaa
Again...what are these "rubbers" that you are speaking about? Haahahahaaaaaaa
Again...what are these "rubbers" that you are speaking about? Haahahahaaaaaaa Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
You put them over your shoes so they don't get knocked up.

You put them over your shoes so they don't get knocked up.

Originally Posted by Jarvis
Oh ok I thought Goodyear had come out with a new tire or something.
krissycain's Avatar
My boyfriend eats them or I have a ts I feed em to at 20 a pop
My boyfriend eats them or I have a ts I feed em to at 20 a pop Originally Posted by krissycain
There is nothing like a quick protein fix!
Brass Balls's Avatar
I heard to recycle them you just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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