My wife has, but I'm so irresistible it was no problem. But you're so pathetic you will never have a wife, unless his name is Ted or Mike.
Originally Posted by bambino
Right Bam, I "believed" you. Did she catch you with Lalaboss in the parking lot when she got done shopping lol? You ought to be ashamed of yourself! You can be her grandfather. The fabulous 50 with the inflatable boat from Walmart is for you. Keep in mind 50 is internet age. Make sure she's got a paddle as you may need its handle if your dick goes soft.