I think it's about time for me to hang up my condoms‏

Welcome back. I was about to PM you a welcome, but I'm sure your inbox is probably already getting bombarded. Welcome to mommyhood, and back to the asylum!
Duct tape and ear plugs......trust me.
Wakeup's Avatar
I do believe someone owes me lunch on the 'over'. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Fuck...I though that was a good number...pimp daddy must have had a bigger savings account that I thought...
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Welcome back. I was about to PM you a welcome, but I'm sure your inbox is probably already getting bombarded. Welcome to mommyhood, and back to the asylum! Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Thank you. I feel like myself again. I lost a small part of me when I left eccie.

Duct tape and ear plugs......trust me. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I'm guessing ear plugs for me and duck tape for him?

Fuck...I though that was a good number...pimp daddy must have had a bigger savings account that I thought... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Stop flirting with me.
Lol ... I'm smiling from ear to right now. I'm looking forward to being able to spend a few hours each week on the board again.

PS ... Some of y'all made this baby stuff seem much easier then it is. He moves freaking non-stop and the second I stop paying attention to him he screams the most tortious ear-piercing scream I've ever heard. And why god why is he so drawn to the stairs? Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
It gets easier, give it about 20 years.

Enjoy yourself.


Wakeup's Avatar
Stop flirting with me. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
Why? Daddy get jealous?

Whores do love them some Wakeup...
Jared Fogle out.....

......Brooke Wilde in.



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Brooke Wilde's Avatar
How dare he disgrace the almighty subway!
How dare he disgrace the almighty subway! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
Can't look at a sub the same way anymore, damn him.

Welcome back, Brooke!
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
Welcome back girlie, I for one have missed you!





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How dare he disgrace the almighty subway! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
Would it be different if he was packin' a "foot long?"

But even Subway exaggerates. The lawsuit they lost showed what they bragged was a "foot long".....averaged only 11.something inches.

I think they have to measure them now.
Super Head 713's Avatar
Welcome back boo, you have been missed in so many ways
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Thanks ladies. It feels great to be back.


But even Subway exaggerates. The lawsuit they lost showed what they bragged was a "foot long".....averaged only 11.something inches.

I think they have to measure them now. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I heard about that. I actually thought it was a joke at first. Whoever sued Subway has way too much time on their hands.
  • pyro
  • 11-10-2015, 08:02 AM
Welcome Back Brooke!
Warm regards,
py
dearhunter's Avatar
At least you will be smart enough not to fall under the 'outing potty mouth whore' ban hammer.........I thinck