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Dorian Gray's Avatar
Can you substitute baking soda and water in a pinch? Originally Posted by Russ38
Pussy muffins..... Hmm... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Just add yeast...nevermind Originally Posted by JessicaKnightly
Remember people, it's a vagina. Not an Easy Bake Oven

Remember people, it's a vagina. Not an Easy Bake Oven

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Yea yea yea... Those things require light bulbs... This has turned into pure chemistry.
An Easy Bake Oven would be easier to turn on.
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I read through every comment in this thread. Not one mention of Summer's Eve (douche) or a bidet. Bidets are very common in Europe and I have seen several in homes in the U.S.A. Basically, it is a pussy washer/ cleaner. Finish your sex and rinse the semen out, leaving your pussy sparkling clean!
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Can you substitute baking soda and water in a pinch? Originally Posted by Russ38
Wonder what would happen if you put a Mentos in a pussy.
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Yea yea yea... This has turned into pure chemistry. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

I read through every comment in this thread. Not one mention of Summer's Eve (douche) or a bidet... Originally Posted by Oralist
Obviously not. You missed post #53
boardman's Avatar
It's bad for an oralist to be anything but thorough.
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Wonder what would happen if you put a Mentos in a pussy. Originally Posted by boardman
Where do you thinck all the "squirters" come from?
Russ38's Avatar
Wonder what would happen if you put a Mentos in a pussy. Originally Posted by boardman
You may get a foamy pussy.....

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19 steps to keeping your vagina healthy!

This article was actually pretty hilarious and informative too!

Apparently, like the guys, ladies should eat a bunch of pineapple before sessions?
boardman's Avatar
19 steps to keeping your vagina healthy!

This article was actually pretty hilarious and informative too!

Apparently, like the guys, ladies should eat a bunch of pineapple before sessions? Originally Posted by jbravo_123
Cotton panties (or, if you hate the word panties, "skivvies" or "pantaloons") are better than less breathable fabrics, since your crotch is sort of like an armpit between your legs.

I thinck the ear canal would be a better example than armpit.
As in "the crotch is like an ear canal between your legs" ijs
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I have the same 3 rules has Adorna Kisses!!
Rule #1, 2, and 3, FER don't eat stinky pussy!!
Hahaha!
"the crotch is like an ear canal between your legs" Originally Posted by boardman
That explains that man from Nantucket.......
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It's bad for an oralist to be anything but thorough. Originally Posted by boardman

Sorry about that. Really tired at the time. But Stanky Pussy and Stanky Arse are an easy thing to avoid. Nothing turns me off more than moving in for some DATY and smelling a dead mackerel with shit on it!