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AmishGangster's Avatar
I've solved the mystery!!

Ask her when she starts seeing clients.

Set an appointment for that time.

Bring some tatar tots along, chicks dig tatar tots
any hour of the day. Originally Posted by bojulay
She'll be a lot happier with Newport 100s
happybanana's Avatar
Amazing how easy that is. And you never had to be a douche and start screaming "FIRST!!! I must be FIRST!"

I'll await my tater tots.


And yes, ladies, we all know we each have our own pet peeves. This one is mine and no I'm not a complete bitch to every guy that does this. Mostly, I'm just screwing with FG because he makes it so easy. I've never encountered such aggressive misogyny couched in such a painfully dim bulb before, who is also somehow blissfully unaware of both issues. It's fascinating. I'm like a kid with an ant farm over here.

He felt comfortable being condescending and sexist, so I feel comfortable making him look like a f*cking moron. I wish he made it more challenging, but I'll take my kicks where I can get them. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
My god, I think I just fell in love with you... Such insight and beauty.

HB
PANDERING is the act of expressing one's views in accordance with the likes of a group to which one is attempting to appeal.

If I don't agree, I will not lead you to believe I do just to garner your business.

Marketing is the process of communicating the value of a product to customers, for the purpose of selling that product (goods or services).

I know my product. I present it in its best light to the market I choose to entertain.
bojulay's Avatar
Amazing how easy that is. And you never had to be a douche and start screaming "FIRST!!! I must be FIRST!"

I'll await my tater tots. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Yes I will marry you. They can throw tater tots at our wedding instead of rice.
Smart sexy thang you LOL
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, I have been misunderstood before and I suspect that it won't be the last.

I have nothing against women. A good woman is a prize, but honestly they can be so exasperating sometimes.

The purpose of this thread (and only purpose) was simply to uncover any other hidden turn-offs that providers might have. A provider hating a customer merely asking for the first appointment was a genuine shock to me.

. . . Our own flaws are always the ones that are the most difficult to see, but the flaws of others are like glaring neon signs. Sometimes even if "flaws" are not evident, they can be mentally created, projected and punished. How dare that bastard think that about me?






Amazing how easy that is. And you never had to be a douche and start screaming "FIRST!!! I must be FIRST!"

I'll await my tater tots.


And yes, ladies, we all know we each have our own pet peeves. This one is mine and no I'm not a complete bitch to every guy that does this. Mostly, I'm just screwing with FG because he makes it so easy. I've never encountered such aggressive misogyny couched in such a painfully dim bulb before, who is also somehow blissfully unaware of both issues. It's fascinating. I'm like a kid with an ant farm over here.

He felt comfortable being condescending and sexist, so I feel comfortable making him look like a f*cking moron. I wish he made it more challenging, but I'll take my kicks where I can get them. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
inspector farquar's Avatar
... such a painfully dim bulb ... Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
Yup.
FoulRon's Avatar
I understand I am likely tossing pearls before swine, but the humanitarian in me compels me to try!

I would expect the response will be A). Originally Posted by Old-T
Ding. Ding. Ding.
I believe you win the prize.
However, who would have expected him to so quickly insult the very people he's trying to court?
Wakeup's Avatar
Well, I have been misunderstood before and I suspect that it won't be the last. Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
THAT must be why the bitch refused...she misunderstood you...makes perfect sense...
Fast Gunn's Avatar
This particular girl was very honest with me and we hit it off so great that she would mope and complain if I did not see her often enough.

I do not doubt her word as she shared a lot of intimate details of her life. I told her not to tell me if the question bothered her.

Honestly, I was taken aback when she casually mentioned that the highest number of guys she had seen was 18 in one night, but she said she would average about 6 or 7 a night.

. . .However, you might note that there was a recent story on NPR about human trafficking and one girl who was interviewed for the program said that sometimes she did 60 customers in 1 day.




BS!!! I try to be nice, but sometimes certain post(ers) derail my good intentions.


Eighteen guys a night? If a car in Redhook, maybe. But let’s make sure what you are saying, 18 a night comes down to an assembly line of 18 half hour sessions with 10 min in between. Just to be sure we are talking the same thing. Is THAT your standard for this corner of the world? If so, that explains a lot about your posts.

I am good friends with a lady who used to be the highest rated lady in her major city. She was on all the major boards there and was esteemed as a goddess. One post saying she was available and she had more requests for appointments than she could handle. For her a VERY busy day was about 8, and that was a rare day indeed—and the “typical” was nowhere near that. Other very popular ladies had a similar definition of “very busy”.
Originally Posted by Old-T
I call bullshit on the 18 too. It's like asking a stripper how much she makes in a night. You'll never get the true answer. Maybe one time she did a gangbang and did 18 guys, but single guys in an evening... No.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, she was a beautiful blond that was very popular because she knew how to satisfy if you clicked.

. . . She was always in demand.

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  • Old-T
  • 10-30-2014, 10:53 PM
This particular girl was very honest with me and we hit it off so great that she would mope and complain if I did not see her often enough.

I do not doubt her word as she shared a lot of intimate details of her life. I told her not to tell me if the question bothered her.

Honestly, I was taken aback when she casually mentioned that the highest number of guys she had seen was 18 in one night, but she said she would average about 6 or 7 a night.

. . .However, you might note that there was a recent story on NPR about human trafficking and one girl who was interviewed for the program said that sometimes she did 60 customers in 1 day.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
I can actually believe your friend said that, but the arithmetic is the arithmetic. 12 x 60 /18 = 40 minutes. That doesn’t allow any time for a meal, a bathroom break, and almost no time to even run a brush through her hair. Assume a smoke break, a fast food lunch, a couple drinks of water, and pretty quickly you are down to 5 min between guys.

So that means either:
--She is mistaken on the head count
Or
--She is a seriously mass production lady

My guess would be the former, but I don’t actually know, do I? Either way, I do not believe for a moment that 18 in an evening is remotely representative.

As to the 60 in a day, again, let’s do the math. Math is your friend. 24 x 60 /60 means one every 24 minutes. One guy is standing there dropping his pants while the other guy is pulling up his—and that is with zero sleep, zero meals, zero washing, zero anything else. Yes, physically it can happen, but that hardly allows for anything other than chained to the bed with a chamber pot and a line waiting at the door. Could it happen? Sure, it is physically possible—and actual traffickers would have no regard for her comfort, etc., but even they are unlikely to do that. Imagine what the word of mouth reviews the 57th guy would be passing to other potential clients? No, I suspect a lady who told that to a reporter said so because she lost count (in that situation 6 guys could seem like 60). Or more likely thought the reporter wanted to hear sensational numbers.
I try not to think about it. I schedule my times that best fit my schedule. I prefer late after noon times best. As long as she is clean and ready who cares who was before you. If that really bothered you, you might want to find some virgin so then you can say you were first
Any chick who is doing 18 guys in an evening wouldn't be in demand for long. No shower, no primping = no repeat business.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Well, she was a beautiful blond that was very popular because she knew how to satisfy if you clicked.

. . . She was always in demand. Sadly the bitch refused to see me again.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
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