I thought this site was about pussy?

lmfao I can't adore you online? Goodness, you guys are a mess, I swear. Hand me some kettle corn please. :P
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Still looking will be along any minute he's probably just doing his famous slamdango on several dozen donuts.

Win or lose, I think it's only fair she receives one of his free T-shirts.
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Kettle corn, your starting to sound like a high maintenance post whore.
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... I can't adore you online? Originally Posted by WestCoastWendii

Doll, you can adore me whenever and however you choose. How ungracious of me!

Forgiven?
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I don't feel embarrassed but I'm sorry that you do.


Yeah, I don't think so. But you are a seasoned vet with your 25000 posts. (btw, that was sarcasm) Fun chatting with you guys though! Originally Posted by WestCoastWendii
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Still looking will be along any minute he's probably just doing his famous slamdango on several dozen donuts.

Win or lose, I think it's only fair she receives one of his free T-shirts. Originally Posted by Chincho
That's a Bonn joke... "Who is the "best" man at a wedding? BONN because he can bring you two cups of coffee (one in each hand) and still offer you a dozen donuts!
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Well Wendii you want attention and exposure so lets see if we can't help you with that. Lets take a look at your show case, shall we...

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=264596

Picture #1:
Photo shopped, no back ground, it looks like you have two wood pirate legs.

Picture #2
There is a blur over your kitty. Not sure if it's covering a tattoo or hiding vagina blubber. Love the hair if its real. Might want to lose the gaudy jewelry.

Picture #3
Back ground terrible. But hey no blur over the kitty. We now see its a shelf it would seem or maybe a roll? Hard to tell from that angel.

Picture #4
By far the best of the four pictures. Nice hair, nice ass but a selfie mirror picture? You don't show your boobs so we can assume A Cup or flap jacks?

Sweetie you don't need boxing gloves you desperately need new pictures.

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One for the White Knights while they're cheering Wendii on...no vagina blubber on these boys

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Just when she thought it couldn't much worse....
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WENDII'S don't worry Be Happy

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Ain't got no place to give good head
The last guy I fucked I think he’s dead
Don't worry, be happy
I say I’m low volume but I’m really not
There is a funny smell coming from my twat
Don't worry, be happy
My tits are sagging not so nice
My incall so messy I think I have mice
The condoms oh what a mess they make
I need to see Bonn and play with his snake
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not boyfriend to make me smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
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Well Wendii you want attention and exposure so lets see if we can't help you with that. Lets take a look at your show case, shall we...

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=264596

Picture #1:
Photo shopped, no back ground, it looks like you have two wood pirate legs.

Picture #2
There is a blur over your kitty. Not sure if it's covering a tattoo or hiding vagina blubber. Love the hair if its real. Might want to lose the gaudy jewelry.

Picture #3
Back ground terrible. But hey no blur over the kitty. We now see its a shelf it would seem or maybe a roll? Hard to tell from that angel.

Picture #4
By far the best of the four pictures. Nice hair, nice ass but a selfie mirror picture? You don't show your boobs so we can assume A Cup or flap jacks?

Sweetie you don't need boxing gloves you desperately need new pictures.

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Originally Posted by Still Looking
I would be glad to help WCW with some new pictures if WCW would like. I'm always willing to help and F.


That's a Bonn joke... "Who is the "best" man at a wedding? BONN because he can bring you two cups of coffee (one in each hand) and still offer you a dozen donuts! Originally Posted by Still Looking
Who is the "best" woman?
The one that can eat donut #12.
Alas, I might only be able to offer 1 or 2 of said donuts.
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I would be glad to help WCW with some new pictures if WCW would like. I'm always willing to help and F.

Sadly Hobart she "thinks" she has things well in hand or in mouth depending on how one looks at it. Claims she is "low" volume but sure places lots of ads. Also says she is busy and only posts between blow jobs. remember we can only throw them a life preserver we can't make them take it.


Who is the "best" woman?
The one that can eat donut #12.
Alas, I might only be able to offer 1 or 2 of said donuts.
Originally Posted by Hobart420
Use the little donuts like I do
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Well Wendii you want attention and exposure so lets see if we can't help you with that. Lets take a look at your show case, shall we...

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=264596

Picture #1:

That not photoshopped that was done with a pair of scissors, just look at the elbow, then shake your head when you see the flab roll
Photo shopped, no back ground, it looks like you have two wood pirate legs.

windi1.PNG

Picture #2

There is a blur over your kitty. Not sure if it's covering a tattoo or hiding vagina blubber. Love the hair if its real. Might want to lose the gaudy jewelry.

[COLOR="rgb(153, 50, 204)"] note the fat roll and the cellulite on those thunder thighs. They really do look like peg legs. I bet you couldn't wrap your hands around her calf[/COLOR]

windi2.PNG



Picture #3
Back ground terrible. But hey no blur over the kitty. We now see its a shelf it would seem or maybe a roll? Hard to tell from that angel.

not much to mention as this picture just sucks

Picture #4

windi3.PNG
By far the best of the four pictures. Nice hair, nice ass but a selfie mirror picture? You don't show your boobs so we can assume A Cup or flap jacks?

[COLOR="rgb(153, 50, 204)"]Note the arm is bigger than the thigh but the cellulite in pic 2 has been photoshopped out[/COLOR]

Sweetie you don't need boxing gloves you desperately need new pictures.

[COLOR="rgb(153, 50, 204)"]Just released unretouched pic with boxing gloves[/COLOR]



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Originally Posted by Still Looking

Since she has all the business she needs without being Cal Worthington she should be able to get decent pictures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJALwCNbco

Hey SL don't you take cute womens pictures?
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Wow! Look at those IMPERFECTIONS!

Yet the self-portraits you two "gents" paint in this thread is much more abhorant.

Carry on.
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Since she has all the business she needs without being Cal Worthington she should be able to get decent pictures.

Hey SL don't you take cute womens pictures? Originally Posted by RandB fan
Welcome RandB as our newest member of...

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Why yes I do! As a matter of fact tons of my pictures are in show cases through the site (No Big Ass Water Mark) and as we know some guys just talk out their asses. But not SL. So here is what I propose. I'll meet "Wendii" (sugar tits) and do a FREE photo shoot. (30 minutes) I'll ask her to put up only 8 pictures in her show case. Then we will do a poll. I say my pictures will blow away her shitty ones. If I'm wrong I'll pay her "10" times her hourly rate. If I'm right she gets to choose one of the following hobbyists:
flinde
Hobart420
RandBfan
Mokoa
bonn11
and they get an hour free session with "all" available menu items. After all that's what this site is all about..... right? (Now where did I read that? Oh yeah in the title of this thread!) Plus she must start a COED thread stating why its good or bad to do the following:
Not Kiss The Godfathers Ring (Whispers)
Start shit with an OCD SL (Post #7)
Bitch about the world famous 11" of romppin stoppin hell fire and fury, balls deep in the ass pipe hobbyist / MOD (Bonn11)
Whats she got to lose? as Bonn would say... "come on man".