~Rate Dat Ho~ Batshit Crazy Couple Edition

David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Last fukkin' place??????? Now, thet's sum buuuuull-shee'yit rite thar!
Jus like that thar last elecshunmajiggy!
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 12:58 PM
I think many voters are not understanding you can vote firnuo to FOUR couples, not just your one favorite.
RandB fan's Avatar
Hey Rand...

What it seems most fail to realize is this just might not be a competition you want to win, know what I mean? My partner and I are "in" the competition, but we are trending in the back of the pack (yea us!).

The four "winning" couples will be lampooned in a game show format by likely having their "mate" asked questions about them & then responding "in character"...am still working through how to stage it and it be entertaining to the masses...but it wont be entertaining for everyone.

And when you have spent as much time on the board as I have, trust me...we have some other crazy mofos even though EFN is likely the queen of batshit....

Originally Posted by Toyz
In that case..

I want to make sure you are part of the competition, I wouldn't be complete without you in the game. It's not who wins this one but who is in the game

After all is said and done....

Lets have a great game VOTE FOR TOYS

fun2come's Avatar
Hey Bubba Toyz,

If there is a tie for 4th place do we draw limp and rubbery Leetle Heen Cawks and whoever gets the shortest one moves on?


I'll let MiMi do the touching on our behalf... then we'll win, I mean lose for sure
RandB fan's Avatar
I am so looking forward to the Family Feud format

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DQv2GxFHt4
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 04:42 PM
Hey Bubba Toyz,

If there is a tie for 4th place do we draw limp and rubbery Leetle Heen Cawks and whoever gets the shortest one moves on?


I'll let MiMi do the touching on our behalf... then we'll win, I mean lose for sure Originally Posted by fun2come
Nah, why ruin the fun? I am running a chart to see of you & biffs total posts in December, what percentage are directly at me, about me, or about my Beeg Cawk....I think its going to be obsessively eye opening to post the results!
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 04:46 PM
Last fukkin' place??????? Now, thet's sum buuuuull-shee'yit rite thar! Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
Get out there and rock that vote!

RR is drumming up support....
Hobart recruited another city entirely...

You have a strong running mate, get behind your candidacy & state what you will bring to the competition!

We need to have you guys debating why YOU are the best BSC couple!
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 04:51 PM
I am so looking forward to the Family Feud format

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DQv2GxFHt4 Originally Posted by RandB fan
The potential for questions and answers (in character) are endless!

One of the couples I thought had great potential but the voters think otherwise, was Whispers and Annika...

Can you imagine if they each were asked...

What is your mates best sexual skill?

Or

Describe your mates genetalia?

One of my favorite couples answers ever was from a George Carlin bit where he was playing the announcer & both the couples...the question was roughly "Do you have any pet names for each other"? And the guy says "Yes....Godzilla"...
Well as you know I gave up the totally BSC partner for one with a hot ass, I knew what would happen
I'm only mildly BSC, but I didn't want EFN to think she was only reason for those first 14, but since the change votes have slowed severely.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 04:59 PM
Well as you know I gave up the totally BSC partner for one with a hot ass, I knew what would happen
I'm only mildly BSC, but I didn't want EFN to think she was only reason for those first 14, but since the change votes have slowed severely. Originally Posted by rockerrick
Well, being COMPLETELY honest...your first partner has a pretty nice ass too...I would consider that her best attribute...but she is hands down the most BSC of the female participants...so she has that going (for?) her.

Although many could argue for Annikas spot right behind her. And I left off SLBooty or whatever her name is now off the list...she receives recruitment letters from insane asylums because she would increase their crazy quotient ratings.
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Ah ain't beggin' 'r sukkin' cawk fer votes. Yew mus' have meh confused wif thet shee'yit eatin', cum guzzlin' Dan Patrick muthafukkah.
Hobart420's Avatar
Well as you know I gave up the totally BSC partner for one with a hot ass, I knew what would happen
I'm only mildly BSC, but I didn't want EFN to think she was only reason for those first 14, but since the change votes have slowed severely. Originally Posted by rockerrick
Well, being COMPLETELY honest...your first partner has a pretty nice ass too...I would consider that her best attribute...but she is hands down the most BSC of the female participants...so she has that going (for?) her.

Although many could argue for Annikas spot right behind her. And I left off SLBooty or whatever her name is now off the list...she receives recruitment letters from insane asylums because she would increase their crazy quotient ratings. Originally Posted by Toyz
I guess I shall never be able to witness an EFN azz in person.
RR. Thanks for the trade.
I believe it'll be top 4 that go on. So I will do all the fighting myself on the next stage if I happen to make it there.
fun2come's Avatar
Nah, why ruin the fun? I am running a chart to see of you & biffs total posts in December, what percentage are directly at me, about me, or about my Beeg Cawk....I think its going to be obsessively eye opening to post the results! Originally Posted by Toyz
Bubba Toyz, no need to count, you concentrate on your little hen games.

I'll do my best to give you as close to 100% as I can - after all I have to prove to these voters, especially the non-voters, that MiMi and F2C are BSC game worthy (MiMi is sucking dick like a Bat Gone Crazy to get more votes) !!!

Looking at the competition - wow there are some BSC losers out there.
Nah, why ruin the fun? I am running a chart to see of you & biffs total posts in December, what percentage are directly at me, about me, or about my Beeg Cawk....I think its going to be obsessively eye opening to post the results! Originally Posted by Toyz
I'm staying out of this one. This Cawk Fight is strictly between Bubba Toyz and Baff.