Ode to Lauren

That's a shitty stove/kitchen, but some nice titties
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Stainless steel now! Moved on up to the east side!
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Baytown?
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Well, it's not River Oaks...
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Fuck a River Oaks.....the S/SE side is where you should move anyway....right within shooting distance of myself, OoB, bbkid and a few others I'm sure......
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I'd be afraid to fuck a hooker from east of I-610...sorry...
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What about south of I-10?
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I'm already south of I-10. East of I-45 south?? No fucking way...
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I'd be afraid to fuck a hooker from east of I-610...sorry... Originally Posted by Wakeup
FYI England is east of 610
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Time for another blatantly plagiarized poem to Lauren from Dorian....

Snuggle Buddy

Her hand on my shoulder
My head on her chest
The heartbeat in my ear
Racing along with her breath
Closing my eyes
Taking in her intoxicating scent
I could fall asleep here
While she caresses my neck
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I'm already south of I-10. East of I-45 south?? No fucking way... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Lol, I hear ya....which is why I reside far south of the Beltway and a little west of 45 south. As far as fucking, I tend to make the rounds but hopscotch over the 45/1960 and 290 areas.
DG copies poems
Keeping this thread going on
Mine are all unique
Thank you, DG and IS for getting this thread back on topic. I accept both original and plagiarized works.

Russ, if you must derail the Lauren love train, I prefer German history to geography. Namsaying?
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Russ, if you must derail the Lauren love train, I prefer German history to geography. Namsaying? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Ja natürlich.....



Sorry I can't contribute more to the topic.....but the talk of love, romance and shit....kinda gives me the creeps....
I do love me some Nazis.

Thank you, Russ. This is why you're my third favorite.