Organic OrgancCourtesans have arrived in San Antonio!

Shania,

Good to hear from you!! I hope things are amazing in west palm!! I may not be able to wait for sxsw for our appointment and come there!!

Jasmine and Riley made this thread officially awesome

After reading Shania comments ....This sounds like non agency out of Houston.
Creat websites , photoshoped pictures, work on commission or fee like consultant,
Lots of misspelled words on website and ads.

Turned into a royal mess anr arguing with hobbiesr and providers on the board.
Got bwd and outted people RW information on the board and got a permanent ban.
Does this sound magnificent or what?

Wait! Aren't all hookers organic?

I haven't met one that isn't. Originally Posted by Simon Riley

Maybe in the next decade we will get bionic hookers. I hope at least cyborg hookers! Mechanical hand jobs that rubs lightning fast to were it catches on fire!

Who is shane?

Rockerrick I want your dirty D's attention... Double or triple I think I will use a ten foot pool and a Fleshlight attached... jk. I love you for trying. addictions are hard, keep fighting my friend.

Who is shane? Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

You without the tuck and duct tape

Jasmine - Check out Backpage and see what I was talking about Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

http://austin.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...te-we/11034775

http://austin.backpage.com/Strippers...o-you/10778310



Those who would lay down with pigs will surely get dirty.

You know its hard out here for a Tpepsi when you trying get this money for the rent for the Cadillac and gas money spent would have a whole lot of bitches jumping shift

- Dirty Boy -

There is nothing wrong with Backpage other than the fact that you get a lot of heavy hobbyists - There is just a whole lot high volume unsafe providers on their. We use all forms of advertising and one form of screening! "looking for the best, better than all the rest"

Lets be honest, OrganicCourtesans.com Is not for everyone, and I am sorry, we don't accept all and or everybody.

Jasmine, If you decided to take offense to what I said observing the offensive nature of a statement and being offended are 2 totally different things, then you have also decided to put yourself in that category. I could care less, and I am sorry you feel offended. Which one is it girly? I am not trying to offend anyone here, and if you would like to submit in application; we are a co-op that supports all walks of life but here at OrganicCourtesans we maintain a strict standard...

We are looking for: No stretch marks, fitness, health, socially very inclined, knowledgeable about the world, college educated, traveled, passport ready, ambitious, clean, no prior arrests I've been arrested, good complexion, and above all peak mental and physical game.



Jasmine - Check out Backpage and see what I was talking about, it surely wasn't aimed at you or anyone on this board... But like I said before, in this world we make decisions, and yours was to be offended! Mine is to care less! Good luck making those friends you so DESPERATELY need.

Muah

Shania Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

I hope you know, it's more credible to have other people say nice things about you than doing it yourself. Nothing more suspicious than someone having to toot their own horn.

Maybe in the next decade we will get bionic hookers. I hope at least cyborg hookers! Mechanical hand jobs that rubs lightning fast to were it catches on fire! Originally Posted by blasphemouse

http://austin.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...te-we/11034775

http://austin.backpage.com/Strippers...o-you/10778310



Those who would lay down with pigs will surely get dirty. Originally Posted by tpepsi

The hypocrisy! Oink Oink.

Now keep baiting this girl so she can expose more of her delusions.

Maybe in the next decade we will get bionic hookers. I hope at least cyborg hookers! Mechanical hand jobs that rubs lightning fast to were it catches on fire! Originally Posted by blasphemouse

I'm saving my duckies for a Surrogate when they come out.... one without stretchmarks preferably.... so I can just lay back, get fat, and collect money.




I'm going to pimp her out so hard....
And when she acts up I can just unplug her.

Then when everyone catches up with the trend and the market is saturated and perfection is far too common, I will bring my fat ass back and start charging $800 an hour.

Boo Butter Butt - I am set for friends for now... I am little bitch sometimes, LOl!

I'm saving my duckies for a Surrogate when they come out.... one without stretchmarks preferably.... so I can just lay back, get fat, and collect money.
I'm going to pimp her out so hard....
And when she acts up I can just unplug her.
Then when everyone catches up with the trend and the market is saturated and perfection is far too common, I will bring my fat ass back and start charging $800 an hour. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Best post of the day. I think I love you.

And really, thats all Shane is trying to do...you know? Be the best pimp she can be, even if she has to lie to herself and claim that she's not really a pimp, you know...because she's organic or something.

This Shania needs to get BSC doll from SL down in Austin, and try some of the BSC Bat Guano Douche and maybe the electric therapy products we are introducing for those really "out there BSC's that wander in from time to time. I think this Shania "Manager/Pimp" fits the bill.. Move over EFN, here comes a really EFFEN example of BatShit Crazy.



QUOTE=OrganicCourtesans "Maybe Shania - is married to a man that makes almost 2 million monthly, and she is bored being a sexy housewife, think about"
"My husband was spending nearly 25 to 30 k a month on a few different Ladies"
"I have been a UTR girl for a long time"
"I have gone and stripped and danced at almost 10 different clubs all over Florida, and I was kicked out by the girls after the second day, Even when I gave them all my tips"
" I didn't go to college, but I had a extremely successful business that I sold a couple of years ago..."See UTR above
"You keep 85% of your earnings or keep everything and pay a monthly fee of $1000 " Yet you are not a pimp?

You know its hard out here for a Tpepsi when you trying get this money for the rent for the Cadillac and gas money spent would have a whole lot of bitches jumping shift.
I am sorry but this sounds like some gansta whore who never got past the 8th grade. My dog wouldn't say "when you trying get this money." Do you not understand the English language or are you confirming that you lack any control of it when putting your thoughts on paper. I think that you are really just an ignorant "want to be Pimp" who never experienced the knowledge and control of the art of communication. Not through what appears to be lack of even a secondary education nor through your highly successful professional life nor as a "Hoogar" and "Stripper" have you garnered the skills of an teenager when it applies to the English language.
I smell Bullshit with this whole ORGANIC branding campaign.

- Dirty Boy - Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

There is nothing wrong with Backpage other than the fact that you get a lot of heavy hobbyists - There is just a whole lot high volume, unsafe providers on their THERE !!!.
Do you know how to form a sentence? Maybe you could learn to spell? When to capitalize a letter, when to use a period or a comma. We use all forms of advertising Looks like just the free types. and one form of screening! "looking for the best, better than all the rest" Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

Maybe you should go back to Jr. High English class, and learn what you obviously failed to comprehend, so you could write, and possibly speak, in complete sentences. Sentences that can be understood by those of use who are calling you out as a fraud .

Who is shane? Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

Rockerrick, I want your dirty D's attention... Double or triple I think I will use a ten foot pool It's a POLE!!! and a Fleshlight attached... jk. I love you for trying. (A) It's the start of a sentence!!addictions are hard, keep fighting my friend. Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

I guess you should have one of your college educated Hoogars proofread what you type, but then, they might see the smoke and mirrors of this utter bullshit.

Kick, I would be offended to have this term used by her toward anyone here, I think she should redact calling you her friend. Insulting, even from a Pimp.

This is from you Grizzly ad site.

YOU ARE TOTALLY LOW RENT!!! Money is no object but I do see lies and deceptions. The girls in her as on backpage are stolen, he statement that all the girls are employed was clearly negated when she said one of her " college educated, arrest free....girls" recently left for a real job"like Aria just found a long term arrangement, she is literally gainfully employed with Health Insurance, Full dental, a great salary and a great future!"

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