To-Don'ts

provider don'ts
Smell like ass. Nothing worse than starting some DATY or Doggie and having that smell hit you
schedule with me as plan B and keep me waiting more than 30 minutes
have 4 dirty towels laying on the floor and your room smelling like a porn video booth
engage your phone in any way except your "i'm safe" call before we start
have the TV on
have anyone else in the room before or during
talk shit about other providers or johns
be dressed when I come out of the bathroom after cleaning up and we still have time in the hour
Tell me no DATY or BBBJ until we meet the second time. WTF is going to be different then?

Monger don'ts
How the hell would I know? Did see an hilarious thread about leaving streak marks on a comforter.

I always shower right before or at the start of a session, and bring a tooth brush to get rid of the cig breath.

How about some to do's? Since this thread has been resurrected.

To don't:
Don't ask personal questions about an SO. Mood killer!!

Don't be a total dick to me here on eccie then send me a p411 appointment request. Hahahaha

Don't be a total dick to me here on eccie then send me a p411 appointment request. Hahahaha Originally Posted by Gemma34

Sorry.....

Not you Sixshot! Lol. Totally not talking about you Hun

Not you Sixshot! Lol. Totally not talking about you Hun Originally Posted by Gemma34

I know sexy. Just being a smart ass.

Be cognizant of the background of your ad photos. They don't have to be professionally done to look great. But what perception do you want associated with your look? Distraction is unbecoming.

Case in point from an ad today:

I assume the tube TV on the floor is broken. Crop your photo or move junk, repose, and retake.

Clutter doesn't mean anything you may say...

How about portrait versus landscape photo orientation?