So I ask,"are you a cop." He responds, "yes, for the last 8.5 years." Then he says, "of course I'm not a cop,"

Ah din't know they still made thet shee-yit. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Just make sure you mix it with water and DRINK it!

Just make sure you mix it with water and DRINK it! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

He may dip his peckerdillo in it to entice the ladies to lick it off.

It's a trap!!

Sweet Sexy Space Jesus please swoop in and clean up this diabolical fuckery with your Secret Savior Sauce.

He may dip his peckerdillo in it to entice the ladies to lick it off.

It's a trap!! Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck

Idk, Tang is not sugar free.
I'm sure someone miss understand and go all

*insert 22 second clip of Cheech and Chong Ajax lady video here

on his peckerdillo.

Kink, or language barrier; idk?

This threAD does need Jesus tho!

Idk, Tang is not sugar free.
I'm sure someone miss understand and go all

*insert 22 second clip of Cheech and Chong Ajax lady video here

on his peckerdillo.

Kink, or language barrier; idk?

This threAD does need Jesus tho! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

She's Miley Cyrus!!!

She can't stop, She won't stop!

This threAD does need Jesus tho! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

'Cuz yew jus' mite git it ...

Jasmine: have you met me? Heard from others that I am into sugar? You have a sugar bowl as your avatar, perhaps it's the guilty that's doing the finger pointing. I am not into sugar. I am definitely not into selling sugar. And you have not heard anybody reputable say otherwise. I look so healthy and fine because of a clean lifestyle and my only habit is my insatiable appetite to screw ratchet bp girls and so I go on mission save a ho every few months to get my fix.


And like with Gingerpie, I pay dearly for that cheap booty. But I gave up TV years ago and have to get my drama somewhere.

So please, Jasmine, go fuck your self. I used to really admire you and I enjoyed your posts. Now I see that your self esteem has crumbled and your self worth only a memory. Because you aren't an opinionated strong minded woman anymore. You are just a bully with a sugar bowl avatar pointing at innocent people and accusing them of being drug dealers/users with nothing but a BP Hoe of two months (whose self esteem is even lower than yours from her SW prices) to validate you. Please. Keep showing your ass. Or stop while you are behind. Whatever. You matter so little to me as a voice of reason, but I still wouldn't throw you out of bed, just sayin..... I like rachet hoes.

Soul fly: thanks for the advertising shoutout, but no, I'm not even a player much less a dealer. I was serious about not committing felonies. And only one misdemeanor at a time. I don't like being enslaved. I like my freedom. A lot. But with the response you've helped generate, I'd be able to open shop today if I wanted to and if I knew how and where to get started. No I don't want help. Call Jasmine. She's got the sugar bowl avatar after all.

fireman: so glad you could show up and make a difference. Thanks for the points for posting an ad in the co Ed. That was mighty generous of you.

Board: I am not available the rest of this week, my special has been extended through next week is is exclusive to only the readers of this thread. New services for summer: manscape and a handy: Waxing, razor, clippers, homemade sugar scrubs-all inclusive. Originally Posted by HunterGrace

Not cool with the insults, you know better. Check your PM's.

sixx

So please, Jasmine, go fuck your self. I used to really admire you and I enjoyed your posts. Now I see that your self esteem has crumbled and your self worth only a memory. Because you aren't an opinionated strong minded woman anymore. You are just a bully with a sugar bowl avatar pointing at innocent people and accusing them of being drug dealers/users with nothing but a BP Hoe of two months (whose self esteem is even lower than yours from her SW prices) to validate you. Please. Keep showing your ass. Or stop while you are behind. Whatever. You matter so little to me as a voice of reason, but I still wouldn't throw you out of bed, just sayin..... I like rachet hoes. Originally Posted by HunterGrace

Heh...

Thanks a lot Still Looking, now I've got to join farmersonly.com for some free 'tang.

Thanks a lot Still Looking, now I've got to join farmersonly.com for some free 'tang. Originally Posted by tzv13

What's the worst that could happen? LMFAO!

Nina Simone fans get it.
The Sword in the Stone fans get.
Vagina addicts get it.
People who understand personal experience get it.
People who know the process of how find like minded people and eliminate troubled individuals get it.

People who are trying to distract others from the meat of this thread...

They don't get it!!!!

Awwww.

Have a wonderful 4th all! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

What's the worst that could happen? LMFAO! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Knowing my luck, I'll pick up a beautiful lady from it, and behind closed doors she'll have me making horse sounds as we're playing, then she'll put one of those horse head masks on me, and put a pony plug in my ass, and I'll do it because it's free 'tang. Oh god how I would do it. Then afterwards when I'm crying and need a hug and reflecting on my life and how I got to this moment, I'll blame that rat bastard Still Looking.

You should have kept that to yourself. Your inbox is about to blow up.
Bet there's a bunch of them that want to turn a trick into my little pony. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well if there's free 'tang involved I'll be SparkleMotion, I've got whiskey and Kleenex to take care of the shame.

Knowing my luck, I'll pick up a beautiful lady from it, and behind closed doors she'll have me making horse sounds as we're playing, then she'll put one of those horse head masks on me, and put a pony plug in my ass, and I'll do it because it's free 'tang. Oh god how I would do it. Then afterwards when I'm crying and need a hug and reflecting on my life and how I got to this moment, I'll blame that rat bastard Still Looking. Originally Posted by tzv13

You just sold me! It's good to have dreams!