No show by AllisonofHouston twice

Um... I use Tmobile and down in Ben Taub where I was working my cell would lose signal a lot. Originally Posted by Mr. GPop

...and when that happens what do you do (provided, of course, you have even a modicum of interest in communicating with the john)?

...if you can't figure it out, here's what you do: 1) compose a text while you're in the waiting room/exam room/in the fuk'n stirrups, whatever....2)and then the next time you waddle out for smoke break, or similar, press the submit button.

Easy Peasy. IF you give a shit.

Priorities, priorities.

Guess she didn't take the hooker oath?

Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."

Who needs that long drawn out oath?

Just don't be pissing me off

Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."

I don't remember this from Hooker University. Can you remind me what page it was on in the handbook? Pretty sure I ditched that class.

If ______________ is the occupation you choose, accept the consequences of not taking care of business. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Fixed it

Infestation???

That sounds bad...ijs

Infestation???

That sounds bad...ijs Originally Posted by boardman

Ally cat! Honey, I'm so sorry about your daughter. Sending good vibes your way!!

Infestation???

That sounds bad...ijs Originally Posted by boardman

I was just waiting for some hooktard to "offense" lol .... wouldn't that have been telling... I simply could NOT resist... Trust that I chewed on that word...

Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."

I don't remember this from Hooker University. Can you remind me what page it was on in the handbook? Pretty sure I ditched that class. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Tebow bless the sweet baby hooker who is green enough (and not in a good Irish way...) to take that pledge ... lol
It was some box in the back recesses of my mind, labeled,
"DO NOT OPEN"....
Couldn't say if it IS in the handbook.
Tebow help us all if it is... cause that ain't what I signed up for!
I take my business seriously, but (TRUE) emergencies are just that.
A lady must maintain her priorities, after all.

I didn't visit this thread after my initial post and man I didn't imagine it created such a big banter. Who needs RNC debate when we have eccie? Some of the attacks were quite uncalled for and made me go back and see if I put anything other than facts. Well not really. I met Allison today and had a good time, total redemption if you ask me, review to follow later. Having said that, I would hate this kind of reaction deter fellow hobbyists from posting alerts, on any providers. Boys and girls, this is one of the primary reasons such a board exists. Again, Ally is good and I have no complaints.

This is funny shit.

Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."

I don't remember this from Hooker University. Can you remind me what page it was on in the handbook? Pretty sure I ditched that class. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I didn't visit this thread after my initial post and man I didn't imagine it created such a big banter. Who needs RNC debate when we have eccie? Some of the attacks were quite uncalled for and made me go back and see if I put anything other than facts. Well not really. I met Allison today and had a good time, total redemption if you ask me, review to follow later. Having said that, I would hate this kind of reaction deter fellow hobbyists from posting alerts, on any providers. Boys and girls, this is one of the primary reasons such a board exists. Again, Ally is good and I have no complaints.

This is funny shit. Originally Posted by san5050

Glad you all sorted that...Alli is a sweetheart, nicely done sir.

...Alli is a sweetheart, nicely done sir.

Originally Posted by Island_Gent

+ 1

What stands out most in this thread, to me anyway, is that she did this to him TWICE! Sure teenage kids get into trouble often, but for this to happen twice, and not call text to explain both times is beyond coincidence. We will never know if she would have made good on the session had OP not posted this alert. But her not responding until deep into the thread says something. Ally has plenty of WKs here, so I know I'm in the minority. But I am glad that all turned out well in the end.
my .02

The OP just said she made it up to him & knowing Alli as long as I have, she would have made it up to him even if he had not posted. Her reputation stands for itself & if you doubt that you should go visit her & check out her legendary bbbj sword swallowing skills.



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