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Doesn't sound very interesting. Who's the author?

Doesn't sound very interesting. Who's the author? Originally Posted by Wakeup

You gotta be kidding me?

^^^^

You are fuggin idiot.

Gawt Damn man.. Give it a rest

With all of your stupid shit.

You gotta be kidding me? Originally Posted by WolfWhistle

C'mon man...don't quit now. I had already googled up both the Jackie Collins and Joy Deja King novels, before I posted, and had comments ready to go and queued up for both, just in case you responded with either one.

P.S.-Don't let the fact that I'm always a couple steps out in front of you stop you from posting...it's entertaining watching you try and keep up.

, with eye watering throat fucking...which is what she likes...she's a kinky whore...
. Originally Posted by Wakeup

Happened to run across a couple of her bondage videos the other day. Her eyes do water a lot.

Kinky would be a good word.

I love my beautiful wife...

No Pretty Woman fantasy for her though...unless Richard Gere bent Julia Roberts over that balcony and choked the fuck out of her while banging her in her ass in some deleted scene I missed...

P.S.-You tricks have to pay extra for that...

With all of your stupid shit. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

I take it that you don't want an autograph?

Happened to run across a couple of her bondage videos the other day. Her eyes do water a lot.

Kinky would be a good word. Originally Posted by Pistolero

Sure it wasn't hubby?

C'mon man...don't quit now. I had already googled up both the Jackie Collins and Joy Deja King novels, before I posted, and had comments ready to go and queued up for both, just in case you responded with either one.

P.S.-Don't let the fact that I'm always a couple steps out in front of you stop you from posting...it's entertaining watching you try and keep up. Originally Posted by Wakeup

Dude you still didn't get it.

I love my beautiful wife...

No Pretty Woman fantasy for her though...unless Richard Gere bent Julia Roberts over that balcony and choked the fuck out of her while banging her in her ass in some deleted scene I missed...

P.S.-You tricks have to pay extra for that... Originally Posted by Wakeup

And you still pay for this???

Nope, I'm not into animal cruelty...

Dude you still didn't get it. Originally Posted by WolfWhistle

Oh no, I got what you were saying just fine, I just refused to acknowledge it, and I went with a literal interpretation instead. There's no point in me arguing with you about you thinking I'm a bitch...there's no winning outcome for me, because you can't change the minds of morons...so instead, I'm going to go literal, and watch you scratch your head trying to figure out what I mean while watching you try to steer things back to getting me to respond to your comment. It's endless fun to watch you flailing around trying to do that...which is a win for me...

Got it? You better, because I'm trying to help you out here...and expose you to how the direct approach, i.e. playing checkers, will get you nowhere...and I rarely take pity on Jerry's Kids...so feel fortunate...

This is a totally and completely off topic train wreck!
We get your point.

Have we gotten to the "Your wife's a tranny whore" part yet, that's always my favorite.

I love my beautiful wife...

No Pretty Woman fantasy for her though...unless Richard Gere bent Julia Roberts over that balcony and choked the fuck out of her while banging her in her ass in some deleted scene I missed...

P.S.-You tricks have to pay extra for that... Originally Posted by Wakeup

It was worth it