Favorite Witty Quotes

Did all 3...xoxo. happy new year!

You can take the girl out of the trailer. But you cant take the trailer out of the girl.

Spending it with friends is a great third option.

Damned,

I missed out and spend it with friends ... :-( Originally Posted by myren1900

"You're born naked & the rest is drag" -Rupaul

"I told you I'll be ready in five minutes, Stop calling me every half hour."
Ms Monroe

Sorrow is nothing but worn out joy


~Seeking ~P

"Don't be a DICK"

Don't call me dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses


~Seeking ~P

He who gives away shall have real gain. He who subdues himself shall be free; he shall cease to be a slave of passions. The righteous man casts off evil, and by rooting out lust, bitterness, and illusion do we reach Nirvana.
Buddha

"If I'm remembered for having done a few good things, and if my presence here has sparked some good energies, that's plenty."
-Sidney Poitier

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr (American author, 1940-)

If you wish in one hand and shit in the other, which one will you fill up first?

-Anonymous

I live a little bit on the seat of my pants, I try to be alert and available ... for life to happen to me. We’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you’re available, life gets huge. You’re really living it. Bill Murray

Women. Can't live with them. Can't kill them.

Bill Murray, Mad Dog and Glory