How Houston got it's name- did ya know?

I'm druncker than i thought i was so im gonna let you live tonight but tomorrow....hmmm




ok maybe not if my prescreener comes over...sp i know im drunck fukk

I need someone to come twirl my RTM to get me out the sads. boardman?? wait that didn't sound right... Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Sounds right to me!!!!

KS is a pussy WKing pussy he won't ever get cuz he's from Texas. She's already sworn us off dude. Oh, wait the dude part was meant for JaD. Anyway............
Drawing us Houston jerks out? WTF are you talking about KS? We didn't have to be drawn out we've been proudly acting like jerks since the invention of SHMBs. Someone told me that was 1972, coincidentally the same year that Wayward invented the interwebs. I was just a young jerk then so I don't remember that much of it. Maybe your new girlfriend can give us some more fucktard history lessons.

JAD help, the Cat Avatar is starting to scare me! Not even BDS likes guys with Cat Avatars, she charges extra for that! NO DISCOUNT FOR YOU!!! And she won't be your Barbie either!

Lacey is gonna leave you in the dust! I am proud to be her white knight! I will scream it to the heavens of this board & to the corners of SHMB land!

I bet KS is really a Yankee!

I bet KS is really a Yankee! Originally Posted by boardman

No, but I'll let LC Yank Me.

Wait a minute, I'm a little confused as to what a Yankee is? Maybe i am? Can someone please clarify? Which states would make me a Yankee? The whole post with links thing got me lost on this issue.

JAD & LC help!!! Am I a yankee? What if I am from the north, but it was really south in the civil war?

i bet soooo toooooo and i know his asss...which is funnier.

I thinck US 190 is the Yankee cut off line.

BDS I hope you know that I'm making virtual love to you right now!
Nope, I take that back, I'm virtually fucking your brains out.

i bet soooo toooooo and i know his asss...which is funnier. Originally Posted by babydollsnow

You keep talking like that and someone will make you their barbie!

Damn RL got in the way of our normal afternoon entertaintment and we missed this!

LC you look interesting, while you are over on eraps blowing yourself, let the search feature give you a little history lesson. Try searching Wayward_12 & Jack of Hearts then come back and apologize for disrespecting me. You might want to look at my member title over there as well, then you can drop by the Island of Misfit Toys.

We have a forum just for this kind of dancing... your presence has been requested. Originally Posted by Wayward

Careful LC, sounds like a trick to me. WW is the leader of the bullies!

AND he is "Just Plain Mean"!!! Originally Posted by Killersalt

That's why I let him tag along as my wingman.

This is going to be a rocky night, let's look in the big black bag and see if there is anything for snow. Ohio is full of Yankees and buckeyes, but LC had to come down to the port to play.

<---- cb's wingman!

WTF? How do I know if I'm a yankee or not? Is BDS giving druncking discounts to Yankees?

KS is a pussy WKing pussy he won't ever get cuz he's from Texas. She's already sworn us off dude. Oh, wait the dude part was meant for JaD.. Originally Posted by boardman

Well obviously you don't know how to read, sir!!! She has already basically confessed herself to be betrothed to me in this very threAD!!!

Maybe your new girlfriend can give us some more fucktard history lessons. Originally Posted by boardman

Oh, she'll teach you all a thing or twenty, I'll tell you that much!!! Don't even get me started, getting her started on global politics!! And Btw..... KS is WAY behind me in her being HIS girlfriend..... she is MY beloved!!

But she has enlightened me on a few things about you in particular Mr BM..... FIRST: My beloved gives you personally a little le-way because she LOVES cats, and she can tell by all of your CAT-vatars that you share that love of cats as well..... SECOND: she knows you are far more valuable, and "Credible" than the likes of the Padre due to the fact that you have MANY more reviews than he does....... Speaking of the Padre....

Wayward for SHAME!!! How DARE you think you can speak to my beloved like that?!?! And you are so far benieth her, that she wouldn't dare to even dignify your "demands of appology"!! She has you ALL figured out........ She has your read like an open book!! she is not impressed by your white beard, or your patriotic hat..... She knows exactly what your "credibility" is, or rather isn't, by that one lowly number under your post count! She and Chachi have it RIGHT!! she knows exactly who you are and will not be fooled nor lured by your little games...... You can't possibly try and play chess with someone who is only challenged by games of Global Thermonuclear War by the likes of WOPR!!!


When my beloved gets back from her All-nighter she had scheduled for tonight (where she no doubt fucked some TRUE Patriotic Vet's Brains out!) she is gonna blow your minds!!! Make sure you fucktards take copious amounts of Notes!!!


JaD
The REAL WK of LC!!

This is going to be a rocky night, let's look in the big black bag and see if there is anything for snow. Ohio is full of Yankees and buckeyes, but LC had to come down to the port to play.

<---- cb's wingman! Originally Posted by Wayward

I'll say it again Padre..... Stay away from my beloved! She's too clever for you silly little tricks........

And she's only coming to the port to play with me!!

Stop Thread-Jacking my beloved's HIGHLY informative threAD!!


JaD