Oh shit

Atxbrad......"Yea, Blender use to pay by the hour to fuck me and a few of his buddies did to, but I offered Blender a long term payment plan and he took it."

Please tell me you simply forgot to "quote" that line..if not, what did he pay by the hour? I didn't think you were TS..
Just pickin' on you.. I'm pretty sure blender didn't fuck you, nor any of his buddies.....

Please tell me you simply forgot to "quote" that line..if not, what did he pay by the hour? I didn't think you were TS..
Just pickin' on you.. I'm pretty sure blender didn't fuck you, nor any of his buddies..... Originally Posted by nuglet

LOL, I caught it in the 1hr correction window.

You end up living a lie everytime someone ask how you guys met. Are you honest?
<assumed future conversation between Leslie and a gal pal> "Yea, Blender use to pay by the hour to fuck me and a few of his buddies did to, but I offered Blender a long term payment plan and he took it." Originally Posted by atxbrad

Not necessarily. "We met on the Internet" or "we met through mutual friends" would both be honest responses. Besides, as long as they can be honest with each other, is it really anyone else's business how they met?

I'm guessing that if Leslie and Blendie really are crazy about each other, they don't look at each other as "hooker" and "hobbyist" Sure, a relationship that started in the hobby has its challenges, but I challenge anyone to show me a relationship that doesn't.

Maybe the only ones crazy enough to admit it..

So many doubters.. Originally Posted by blenderhead

Dude, CityJazz fucked your chick. Originally Posted by Elephant

I guess CityJazz didn't hurt it....

I love him and for some crazy reason.......nothing else seems to matter. Besides, I'm going to marry that man one day. I just know it. I just have to get him to the alter before his seventieth birthday. Fingers crossed!!

Thhaaatttt's all folks!!!!!!! Esta telenovela se termino.

Thhaaatttt's all folks!!!!!!! Esta telenovela se termino. Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

Sounds like me when I watch the biggest loser chowing down on some taco bell and vowing that I am going to wake up at 500am for an hour walk!

sixx

I find it entirely fucking fabulous as well!

I'll be an usher. I'm sure Natalie will be a bridesmaid.

...and fucking Klovve as the flowergirl....


Leslie, you down with this...? Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

And since my youngest child is older than the Bride, I would be absolutely thrilled to fill in whatever capacity she would like. (Except the groom, of course) My SO probably would not appreciate me being a bigamist! LOL
Menwhile, I offer a heaartfelt toast to the prospective newlyweds!

Same here, Shasta!

(BTW -- you think Sweet Lou Dunbar will be in Austin with the Trotters when they come?)

(BTW -- you think Sweet Lou Dunbar will be in Austin with the Trotters when they come?) Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I suspect he will. Eat 'em up!

Well, first I have to convince him to get a divorce. THEN, I have to convince him that we DO NOT need a pre-nup. And after we are finally married, I have to find a way to get his grown children out of the will....
Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

Well I think this purdy much sums up her "love" for him. If Blendiepoo goes through with this, he deserves the outcome. BTW I've got some pristine ocean front land in Kansas I can sell you at a great price. I hope you buy it before you come to your senses.

Well I think this purdy much sums up her "love" for him. If Blendiepoo goes through with this, he deserves the outcome. BTW I've got some pristine ocean front land in Kansas I can sell you at a great price. I hope you buy it before you come to your senses. Originally Posted by TheCandyMan

I don't have any grown kids or a will, so no worries. Besides, I won't have time to make any money when she's got me chained to the bed.

I don't have any grown kids or a will, so no worries. Besides, I won't have time to make any money when she's got me chained to the bed. Originally Posted by blenderhead

Oh, man ... that sounds kinky!

All that was an "inside joke". And for the record, Blendie is not almost seventy years old......he's almost eighty. And as far as a pre-nup...if it ever comes to that...I'm signing it. Of course it will have a "no cheating" clause. Mama didn't raise no fool!!!

But seriously....okay, time for the background music because this is coming from my heart (it's a little worn and bruised, but it's still there) I think if "T" and I have any hope of making this work we need to get out of the underground world. I entered this "Hobby" with an ulterior motive. One that he has been aware of from the very beginning. It's a project concerning the "Hobby", but I'm ending that. We need to head to the real world and leave all this behind....and that includes my "project" babe. You've been involved in this for more than a year...but it's time to move on. No "lunches" with fellow Hobbyiest (that means Friday)....no more sessions with traveling girls (you can just give me the money if you get the urge...lol), and no more Eccie board. We don't need to know about gangbangs, ts experiences, hobby bloopers...or Whispers daily musings.

So, I'm headed back to the real world. This IS the last post. "Leslie Lane" is officially Are you coming with me??

Of course I am coming with you. Bye guys and girls. May you always wonder if I was the guy that wrote the TS review.

B'poo: "Umm...what ever happened to don't ask, don't tell Honey Bear?"