It Makes No Sense!

adds that say
"nothing less than $100"
or
"no cheapos"

or
"generous men only"

but that ad lists no price???

what the fuck is up with mentioning

"discrete"?

does that attract guys?

oh wel I wasnt going to see her BUT she said shes DISCREET, so now I am!

I see some that say "I will leave you wanting more".

Please don't!!

I would prefer something more along the lines of "I will leave you so drained that you may need to be on IV fluids for the next several days to recuperate".

what the fuck is up with mentioning

"discrete"?

does that attract guys?

oh wel I wasnt going to see her BUT she said shes DISCREET, so now I am! Originally Posted by johnnyretard

Would you rather they said they were indiscreet? Some guys are just difficult to satisfy.

Would you rather they said they were indiscreet? Some guys are just difficult to satisfy. Originally Posted by Old-T

I'd rather know wtf it means to be "discrete"?

how would a gal be "indiscete?"

she doesnt know my name, my real phone number, she didnt take pictures

so saying,"I'm, discrete" is useless. you arent doing anything

some guys are just retarded

"1,000% me."

You only have 100 to work with, sweetheart. Lol

"It's me or it's free."

When it's not the girl in the pics, do you guys really get freebies? Maybe I'm just a skeptic.

I can show up dressed like a street hooker from the 90s, or I can show up dressed like your next door neighbor. THAT'S "discreet"

I'd rather know wtf it means to be "discrete"?

how would a gal be "indiscete?"

she doesnt know my name, my real phone number, she didnt take pictures

so saying,"I'm, discrete" is useless. you arent doing anything

some guys are just retarded Originally Posted by johnnyretard

I only see one

I only see one Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

glad you can read.....comprehend what you read?? not so much

Ad titles have proven time and time again to be hilariously stupid. I'll list some that have caught my attention as sounding silly or not making any sense. Feel free to list any you may have noticed!

1. "Come join me in my diamond mind!" (is her mind all sparkly?)
2. "voted best around!" (Who the fuck voted?)
3. "Limited GFE" (is this kind of like GFE but not really?)
4. "For an exotic time call...." (Are there giraffes and zebras included with the session??)
5. "Once in a lifetime chance.." (Is her snatch only good for this one time??)

Any others?.. Let's discuss because I'm not understanding a lot of these titles! Lol Originally Posted by Gemma34

HH & FULL SPECIALS 1st 50. CALLERS📞🔊🏆
🍑🍧

how many callers does it take to turn into an appointment? 51st caller gets to pay full donation

"No time wasters"

But doesn't that just encourage time wasters as they would think that the gal won't be expecting them to call?

how many callers does it take to turn into an appointment? Originally Posted by algrace

Al, one of my favs had a shattered face on her work phone a while back. She said she had bricked it (thrown against a brick wall), cause some guy called over a dozen times in a couple hours. Although this doesn't actually answer your question (yes I twisted your intent a bit), it confirms your question is quite perceptive.

Ad titles have proven time and time again to be hilariously stupid. I'll list some that have caught my attention as sounding silly or not making any sense. Feel free to list any you may have noticed!

1. "Come join me in my diamond mind!" (is her mind all sparkly?)
2. "voted best around!" (Who the fuck voted?)
3. "Limited GFE" (is this kind of like GFE but not really?)
4. "For an exotic time call...." (Are there giraffes and zebras included with the session??)
5. "Once in a lifetime chance.." (Is her snatch only good for this one time??)

Any others?.. Let's discuss because I'm not understanding a lot of these titles! Lol Originally Posted by Gemma34

This made me laugh...who did vote?

By Contacting me you agree you are not Assoc. With any type of Law Enforcement



which goes with my disclaimer, by meeting me you agree to paint my house

"Cream or Creemy pies available"! Why not just say I offer BBFS!

Last day in KC!!!
next day new ad...

Leaving KC in April. May, still here. lol

And my favorite:
I'm Back... sorry didn't know you were gone. Originally Posted by royamcr

Great thread..

Love the Last Day in KC ads... If you post that for 3 days straight, I really wanna know why you are still stuck here.