What Are The Top 5 Things That Bother You?

1. Liars
2. Mean people
3. Drugs
4. Fake orgasms (but sometimes it's the only thing I can think of to end a bad adventure)
5. Liars Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

Valuable insight whew

Long time no see Carlos, how ya been?

Open bathroom garbage cans with used feminine products !

1. Filthy feet.
2. Providers bad mouthing other providers (Ummmm. I'm here to get sucked & fucked, not hear about your competition)
3. Activities not rendered , when they say they do them.
4. CBJ's
5. The "I don't do that list"
6. The upselling, (name your price & what that consists of)
7. My BIGGEST pet peeve. When you tell them "don't call or text me I'll call or text you when I wanna see you" and they take it upon themselves to blow up your phone like its OK.
8. NASTY smelling pussy (if I wanted something that smelled like fish , I'd go to the fish market)


Angel T should've asked for the top 10, cuz I could go on and on.

Bad communication
Bad grammar
Bad odor/cleanliness
Bad/rushed service
Other people present upon arrival or departure

You hit that one right on the spot! I agree with you 100%

-Gossip- more so the gals, they will stab you fast for a buck instead of look out.
-Bad hygiene
-Time waster/Picture collector types
-Jealousy- more so the gals. There are fellas I cant flirt openly with or say a word about because other gals get their knickers in a twist.
-Obliviousness Originally Posted by ElleW

+10000000000000000 lol sorry. You know what I mean

assholes that troll every post you make and don't know how to move on from the past Originally Posted by Iso#1gfe

Hahaha that is hilarious but so true!

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

I keep like 2-4 headbands on my wrist out of habit LOL.
One day going to a ladies' lunch another provided pointed out that I had so many on my wrist. I laughed out loud and said "when you know you're a ho" x-D.

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

1.NC/NS (at least have to common courtesy to Txt and let me know you will be unable to make it)
2.Salty Balls/Stinky Dicks (wash your junk, if you can't before you get here I have a shower)
3.Gentlemen who expect to get extras for free because they are already here.(I'm not up selling, you already know it costs more)
4.Gentlemen who cannot follow the simple directions in my showcase on how to be verified.(I know you actually have to read )
5. Gentlemen who want to have their booty played with but it smells like a sewage drain (again, I have a shower available)

This is not meant for all of you gentlemen, but if it makes you feel some type of way maybe you should correct the issue "you" think you have. Originally Posted by Angel T

This is pretty good.
About showers (well I guess i'll be doing my own 5) ....

1. When I provide you with toiletries like a washcloth and unopened soap I expect you to use them and use them well. Splashing around with warm water is NOT a shower.

2. The shower you took at 7am is not still "good" for your 6pm date. OR you might have just showered before getting in the car but if you've been driving 30mins or more without a/c and it's 90+ degrees outside yes you need to freshen up again.

3. If you need to spit on a ladies' vagina esp when doing DATY you're doing it wrong.

4. Not getting an ok before you decide to jam a finger or 2 somewhere.

5. Surprise Greek requests.

If you need to spit on a ladies' vagina esp when doing DATY you're doing it wrong. Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

I do believe that's how they do it in porn vids.

Saliva is a great lube.

You're a hooker and you didn't know that?

Me thinks you just aren't into spit.

Sugar pie honey bunch .... porn can be educational but they fucked up on that one.
Maybe I'm weird...I'll spit in your face or on a dick but not on a vagina (I mean I eat pussy too (and don't want my vagina spit on)).
Licking is cool (actually awesome)....saliva is perfectly fine but unnecessary spit on a cooch **shrugs**.
Ijs...don't spit on a pussy 10 seconds into oral and then go "oh baby you're so wet" .... yeah that's because you SPIT on it.
Bye.

Maybe I'm weird.... Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Yep.

Licking vs. spitting? Saliva is saliva.

A distinction without a difference.

Unnecessary is the difference tho...if you're into that then rock on.
This thread is about what bothers us personally and damn near chunking a loogie on a pussy just isn't particularly sexy to me.

I see no reason to spit on a pussy. Finger or eat it until it's got enough natural lubricant then fuck it. No one spits on my pussy. They spit on my face and I drool on their cock.