Technically, when she is making fun of you for having no dick and unable to fuck her for more than two minutes, I don't really see that as advertising...I just kind of see that as her laughing about how absurd you are for trying to insult her nonstop when you couldn't last more than two minutes with her....hey, it's happened to me before when I was a teenager. I told my friends and they laughed at me. I told them to fuck off and said my girlfriend just had some really good pussy that my dick was not use to and I moved on, but I never blamed her, I blamed my dick...move on like I did years ago and fix your dick trigger...the little dick thing is just something you'll have to live with though. Some things just can't be fixed my friend. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
Probably one of the best posts written on ECCIE. Originally Posted by gtomanAnd here I am agreeing with Clueless2MinMan ^ not only one of the best posts yet but also true and fucking hilarious. You should really listen to Luca's advice, that way you can actually experience someone's BBBJ skills and STAY ON TOPIC in threads like this one instead of being worried about a provider's use of measurements symbols...
Now either get on topic or stop hijacking the thread with your clueliness and nonsense.
Thanks in advance poodle, see if you could last longer than 2 mins, it wouldn't be that hard,