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Nice and refrained is an odd way of putting things ElleW.

I didn't do the research on the hook who started the thread, you got me there.

I have a weakness for hooks who are physically fit and are otherwise adorable.

Kay-Kay is a sweetheart, no doubt. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Welcome to the male lesbian club.

Does this mean you are going to come squeeze my buns? Im fit and adorable.

Great point Paul and you know how it is with these upstate NY hooks.

Welcome to the male lesbian club.

Does this mean you are going to come squeeze my buns? Im fit and adorable. Originally Posted by ElleW

You're using my catchphrase ElleW!

Sorry but I have this recurring fear that you look like the wicked witch of the west from the neck up.

Perhaps the OP has been more lax on her screening than previously.

Screening Process/ Contacting Providers.... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

But what do I know... I'm only just me... not the next best me...

But what do I know... I'm only just me... not the next best me... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

No way of getting around it Paul - you are definitely only you.

One thing's for sure though. Like me, you would never short one of our upstate NY hooks.

I can't believe some of these jackasses giving standup guys like you and me a bad name.

You're using my catchphrase ElleW!

Sorry but I have this recurring fear that you look like the wicked witch of the west from the neck up. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Well, you were acting like one so I just wanted to welcome you to the club.

But my buns are fun... You can just put a bag over my head.

Well, you were acting like one so I just wanted to welcome you to the club.

But my buns are fun... You can just put a bag over my head. Originally Posted by ElleW

I can do that with the $200 an hour hooks ElleW.

For the extra 50 an hour you have to go without the bag. I mean that in more ways than one already.

I can't believe some of these jackasses giving standup guys like you and me a bad name. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Nobody's giving me a hard time.... unless I were to count you... and I don't.

Nobody's giving me a hard time.... unless I were to count you... and I don't. Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

We have more in common than you're letting on Paul.

For example, I don't give a shit what you say either.

But while we're talking, does Elle look more like the wicked witch of the west, or Sandra Bernhard?

This shit is important.

I can do that with the $200 an hour hooks ElleW.

For the extra 50 an hour you have to go without the bag. I mean that in more ways than one already. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

I dont charge $250.

Sorry that one bag must be used with me. Awe... so disappointed I cant spend any time with a genius.

I dont charge $250.

Sorry that one bag must be used with me. Awe... so disappointed I cant spend any time with a genius. Originally Posted by ElleW

I know. It sucks.

Plus I'm an outcall-only guy.

We're like the opposite of star-crossed. It's really weird.

You're using my catchphrase ElleW!

Sorry but I have this recurring fear that you look like the wicked witch of the west from the neck up. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Elle is an attractive lady. No bag needed with her.

I know. It sucks.

Plus I'm an outcall-only guy.

We're like the opposite of star-crossed. It's really weird. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

But my bed is so comfy though...

I look like neither by the way.

But my buns are fun... Originally Posted by ElleW

And lovely buns they are.

But my bed is so comfy though...

I look like neither by the way. Originally Posted by ElleW

I'm imagining it probably is for you.

All bullshit aside I have no idea what you look like and as much as I would love to I find it impossible to take seriously the bullshit that male lesbians like Paul post on your behalf.

The internet is an evil place.