Due to the amount of ncns/cancellation

Interesting that ppl from Dallas are putting their 2 cents in this post. carry on.
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Awesome now go to dallas & leave this up to the adults Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
The OP will probably upcharge him for that and add a cancellation fee on top of it.
Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
When can I schedule an appointment? :P
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It's about the same percent of those who can't eat pussy worth a fuck.. It's not that I don't like DATY it's just I can't come to grips to tell you that you SUCK!

But seriously most guys open there mouth wide like there about to get a BBC or some shit then the drool is just ridiculous.. Some of yall kiss like them guppies that you see on fish tanks and it's just nasty... Or there teeth hit yours & Im like HELP HELP..

Or the ones that lick your face WTF Ive been in some weird situations... Memorable yes but not in a good way but it gives me a good laugh when I think back..

Especially the time this one tard was kissing me & his teeth fell out lmfao I just felt something fall and hit my leg I look down & its his teeth I'm like seriously...

He said he was trying a new glue and obviously it wasn't strong enough.. It was a crazy situation but I had already been use to brushing my grandmas teeth it didn't freak me out as bad lmfao Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe


Um yeah...TFF...Essentially gnawing your pussy, slobbering your face, head-butting your teeth, drooling loads of spit, dropping teeth.

That whole situation sounds like a Freddie Kruger Nightmare on Elm Street kind of session. Lol
When can I schedule an appointment? :P Originally Posted by SlimJimmm
When you read my showcase & follow directions DUH LOL
Um yeah...TFF...Essentially gnawing your pussy, slobbering your face, head-butting your teeth, drooling loads of spit, dropping teeth.

That whole situation sounds like a Freddie Kruger Nightmare on Elm Street kind of session. Lol Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Heh
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I've never seen so many X's before. LOL. Originally Posted by Alyssa71
ohh we can keep going

Hand over the donation (X)
Wash your hands (X)
Use The Bathroom (X)
Say Good bye (X)
Open The door to leave (X)
^^^^ lmao... That's hilarious. I didn't even know DT would be considered as an upcharge. Guess the client needs to take a notepad to sum up the X's at the end. Oh yea, and a wad of cash.
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is (X) a new code? does that mean 10 bucks or what exactly is the value of X ?
When you read my showcase & follow directions DUH LOL Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Hehe
When you read my showcase & follow directions DUH LOL Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
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is (X) a new code? does that mean 10 bucks or what exactly is the value of X ? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Damn it.. the teacher was right. I WILL need to use Algebra in real life after all!!

And here I thought I'd never have to "solve for X" again....
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Honestly kissing a ugly tard isn't the issue for me it's the point that y'all tards don't know how to fucking kiss..

It's about the same percent of those who can't eat pussy worth a fuck.. It's not that I don't like DATY it's just I can't come to grips to tell you that you SUCK!

But seriously most guys open there mouth wide like there about to get a BBC or some shit then the drool is just ridiculous.. Some of yall kiss like them guppies that you see on fish tanks and it's just nasty... Or there teeth hit yours & Im like HELP HELP..

Or the ones that lick your face WTF Ive been in some weird situations... Memorable yes but not in a good way but it gives me a good laugh when I think back..

Especially the time this one tard was kissing me & his teeth fell out lmfao I just felt something fall and hit my leg I look down & its his teeth I'm like seriously...

He said he was trying a new glue and obviously it wasn't strong enough.. It was a crazy situation but I had already been use to brushing my grandmas teeth it didn't freak me out as bad lmfao Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Dorfy that post was actually quite entertaining. Who knew?!
How is it black mail... You would write a bad review if you had a bad experience.
...... Originally Posted by Jessica4stacks
another good point ^^^^

post in ladies room...handle only....no o*t*ng or info needing to be m*sk*d

same principle as marking someone"flakey* in that outing database verifyHim
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Damn it.. the teacher was right. I WILL need to use Algebra in real life after all!!

And here I thought I'd never have to "solve for X" again.... Originally Posted by GracePreston
Ahah.. never thought of that. Well at least we wont have to use the biconjugate gradient method to figure it out...hopefully.