Well endowed

How's the fame going ok? Those discounts rolling in yet?

well if your dick is like what DallasRain posted I can take in the whoo haw but you aint sticking that in my ass.

I swear you guys posting comments are hilarious. Thanks for the giggles but to the OP if you are asking as far as bj goes i can go half way but as far as fucking lets get it on!!!

How's the fame going ok? Those discounts rolling in yet? Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Haha naw man unfortunately no discounts yet.

well if your dick is like what DallasRain posted I can take in the whoo haw but you aint sticking that in my ass.

I swear you guys posting comments are hilarious. Thanks for the giggles but to the OP if you are asking as far as bj goes i can go half way but as far as fucking lets get it on!!! Originally Posted by SexyAnastasia

Yea the pic is all me.

Yea the pic is all me. Originally Posted by Cockpunch2256

Put that monster to work on CL or start charging the ugly whores here, fine young spinners get free cock lol

That must be like sleeping with a 5th-grader between your legs every night. Damn! There has to be some way to monetize that thing.

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!"

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!" Originally Posted by TexTushHog

That sucks for you my good sir

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!" Originally Posted by TexTushHog

Baby I would so do you!!

Thanks TTH... I needed a good laugh

It is BIG Originally Posted by DallasRain

Ummm....Soo...uh....When are you coming to Austin??? Lol

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!" Originally Posted by TexTushHog

Great post.

I'll be in Austin in July lol

If you cut that thing in half mine is still smaller

Bring it to fort worth i got you