Just so you know...

Since we are so religious and all... Originally Posted by Valerie

It's just for appearances...to appease the common folk love.

It's just for appearances...to appease the common folk love. Originally Posted by Wakeuр

I know baby...

*****Originally Posted by internet_inventor2 }BLUE: Wakeup. Orig thread is here:http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=166576} Black is Internet_inventor2.*****

______Greetings - I am not a Hobby master like some the members here, but it my time of hobbying I have developed a few "pet peeves" ( shit that's annoying, for those using google translator ) with providers.

1. If we ever eat something in public, there is this thing called a menu. It tells you what the restaurant cooks. Please dont ask for special shit, you are NOT a star and/or that important. Actually it cant make you seem ignorant. - Never invite them out in public with you.

2. Please just dont eat the drummetts when we order wings, mix in some wing also, I like drummetts too. - Never invite them out in public with you.

3. If I ask what type of wine you like and you say white zinfandel, you'll get a reisling or nothing. - Never invite them out in public with you.

4. If you call me and ask me to come over/hang out, I will assume that this time is gratis ..... - No solution needed.

5. Invest in some mints. I know that you may seen a couple guys before me but I dont want to smell his deek on your breathe. - Stop seeing Mikki Fine.

6. Take a shower between appointments no matter what, see #5. When you have sweaty armpits I know it wasnt from pull-ups. - Stop seeing Mikki Fine.

7. Baby wipes are convenient but they are no substitute for soap and water. - Stop seeing Mikki Fine.

8. If I call and you something like can you wait a few until my client leaves, I will CANCEL, especially if we have scheduled an appointment for that time. - Stop seeing BP girls.

9. If we meet in public there is a difference between classy/sexy and trashy/slutty. Dont dress like I just pick-up you up off the street. - Never invite them out in public with you.

10. I usually only stay for 30-45 min. my A.D.D. kicks in, I really dont LFK/DFK Daty (see #5) execpt on rare occasions. It isnt anything personal just not normally my style. I dont haggle and I finish quick. - No solution needed. _______


Hypocrisy at finest, ALA Wakeup!

*****Originally Posted by internet_inventor2 }BLUE: Wakeup. Orig thread is here:http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=166576} Black is Internet_inventor2.*****

______Greetings - I am not a Hobby master like some the members here, but it my time of hobbying I have developed a few "pet peeves" ( shit that's annoying, for those using google translator ) with providers.

1. If we ever eat something in public, there is this thing called a menu. It tells you what the restaurant cooks. Please dont ask for special shit, you are NOT a star and/or that important. Actually it cant make you seem ignorant. - Never invite them out in public with you.

2. Please just dont eat the drummetts when we order wings, mix in some wing also, I like drummetts too. - Never invite them out in public with you.

3. If I ask what type of wine you like and you say white zinfandel, you'll get a reisling or nothing. - Never invite them out in public with you.

4. If you call me and ask me to come over/hang out, I will assume that this time is gratis ..... - No solution needed.

5. Invest in some mints. I know that you may seen a couple guys before me but I dont want to smell his deek on your breathe. - Stop seeing Mikki Fine.

6. Take a shower between appointments no matter what, see #5. When you have sweaty armpits I know it wasnt from pull-ups. - Stop seeing Mikki Fine.

7. Baby wipes are convenient but they are no substitute for soap and water. - Stop seeing Mikki Fine.

8. If I call and you something like can you wait a few until my client leaves, I will CANCEL, especially if we have scheduled an appointment for that time. - Stop seeing BP girls.

9. If we meet in public there is a difference between classy/sexy and trashy/slutty. Dont dress like I just pick-up you up off the street. - Never invite them out in public with you.

10. I usually only stay for 30-45 min. my A.D.D. kicks in, I really dont LFK/DFK Daty (see #5) execpt on rare occasions. It isnt anything personal just not normally my style. I dont haggle and I finish quick. - No solution needed. _______


Hypocrisy at finest, ALA Wakeup! Originally Posted by KaraLynnKelley

Have you even read this thread? I asked Wakeup to come have drinks, not him....We got together as friends, not a client/provider deal..so I'm confused as to how he's a hypocrite here?

Hey Kara, she invited me, not the other way around. The time was gratis. She's not MF. She's not a BP girl. Doesn't seem hypocritical to me!

EDIT: Heh, nevermind, I'll just let Val defend me...

Doesn't seem hypocritical to me! Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Of course it doesn't, love is blind my friend. That applies to manhands as well as hypocrisy. How ever you and your girlfriend want to re-parse that earlier exchange with II2 doesn't matter to me, that you have come down out of your HeMan woman haters tree house fills my black heart with joy. Sure Val is not the perfect gurl but as long as she makes you happy then I am on team Valerie. We still need to have a christening for this power couple, which is going to be really hard with both of you needing top billing. We'll steal a clue from your member title and suggest Valup!

Sorry for the thread hijack, which of course we are not, this seems a natural progression for this threAD. When you see something new in nature it is necessary to give it a name.

How ever you and your girlfriend want to re-parse that earlier exchange with II2 doesn't matter to me Originally Posted by Wayward

Obi-Wan: So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.
Luke: [incredulously] A certain point of view?
Obi-Wan: Luke, you will find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

You must still really want to be a mod, if you are going all Star Wars on me.

Impotent point of clarification, it has come to my attention that some may have thought the manhands comment was directed at Valerie, it was not her hands are small, delicate and feminine I was talking about those dickbeaters on the end of WU's arms.

Of course it doesn't, love is blind my friend. That applies to manhands as well as hypocrisy. How ever you and your girlfriend want to re-parse that earlier exchange with II2 doesn't matter to me, that you have come down out of your HeMan woman haters tree house fills my black heart with joy. Sure Val is not the perfect gurl but as long as she makes you happy then I am on team Valerie. We still need to have a christening for this power couple, which is going to be really hard with both of you needing top billing. We'll steal a clue from your member title and suggest Valup!

Sorry for the thread hijack, which of course we are not, this seems a natural progression for this threAD. When you see something new in nature it is necessary to give it a name. Originally Posted by Wayward

It's only hypocrisy if there was a session. If it's some sort of civy GF thing than this is a look at us threAD??

It's more like the icky version of match.com

Impotent point of clarification, it has come to my attention that some may have thought the manhands comment was directed at Valerie, it was not her hands are small, delicate and feminine I was talking about those dickbeaters on the end of WU's arms. Originally Posted by Wayward

Heh, my hands are pretty big, but Val actually does have very petite hands...but I don't mind that...makes my johnson look bigger when she's doing her business...

It's more like the icky version of match.com Originally Posted by Wayward

WW- I have to ask, does this threAD make you uncomfortable? And if so, why do you let it get to you so? I thought WU and I had your blessing?

Heh, my hands are pretty big, but Val actually does have very petite hands...but I don't mind that...makes my johnson look bigger when she's doing her business... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Oh darling, your johnson is perfect, even without my petite hands around it...

WW- I have to ask, does this threAD make you uncomfortable? And if so, why do you let it get to you so? I thought WU and I had your blessing? Oh darling, your johnson is perfect, even without my petite hands around it... Originally Posted by Valerie

You're right Valup I'm just jealous and wanted your whole post to be about me, so I fixed it for you. Then I threw up in my mouth a little, but that doesn't mean wishing everyone happiness isn't a common occurrence for me. You are reading my posts now, but comprehending them still seems to escape you. I do really like WU and if you make him happy then I will attempt to be more or less polite to you. However difficult you choose to make that, perhaps you are a really wonderful person and just lack the finer points of SHMB etiquette.

Maybe all the things I've read about you aren't true, maybe sugar plumb fairies will dance for me this cool spring evening and Puck will spin a midsommers dream. While you would like me to be the Antichrist, I would prefer to be wrong about you. That is the real difference in our natures.

You're right Valup I'm just jealous and wanted your whole post to be about me, so I fixed it for you. Then I threw up in my mouth a little, but that doesn't mean wishing everyone happiness isn't a common occurrence for me. You are reading my posts now, but comprehending them still seems to escape you. I do really like WU and if you make him happy then I will attempt to be more or less polite to you. However difficult you choose to make that, perhaps you are a really wonderful person and just lack the finer points of SHMB etiquette.

Maybe all the things I've read about you aren't true, maybe sugar plumb fairies will dance for me this cool spring evening and Puck will spin a midsommers dream. While you would like me to be the Antichrist, I would prefer to be wrong about you. That is the real difference in our natures. Originally Posted by Wayward

No WW, I don't read all of your posts, it's not that I am unable to comprehend, but more that I can't be bothered to spend hours dissecting your comments, as a lot of them tend to be worded in riddles of some sort and I'm really not interested...I don't recall ever calling you jealous nor did I imply that, you made that assumption yourself. I don't expect you to ever be polite to me, I am fully aware of your sick sentiment towards myself, I have read the things you have written about me in emails to one of my girlfriends...They were sadistic and full of hate which is a bit disturbing....considering you have never met me, yet you harbor so much hatred? I am a good person, believe what you want, I don't need your validation.

As for your last paragraph, all I will say is that I am fully aware of the rumors you try and start about me, the bashing, etc... You are wrong about me, and have been since day one. You know nothing of "my nature" so to presume that I even care what you think of me is madness...and alas, be whatever you want you to be, if that is the Antichrist then go for it (as I am atheist and could care less )...

You want to know where our natures actually do differ? You sit in front of your computer day after day obsessing over myself, my friends, who is seeing me when I am in Houston, starting rumors about me, and insult me any chance you get...You seem to get angrier when you've found out I've made friends in Houston, and it probably eats you up inside that despite your efforts, I did come to Houston, I had a blast, met amazing people, and everything they have said about me negates everything you make up about me....I on the other hand, have had you on ignore, haven't responded to all of your nonsense, and don't sit around all day wondering what I can say about you. You are nothing to me...nothing.

Just leave me alone, stop all the slander, and get on with yourself. This obsession you have is unhealthy, has gotten out of control, and needs to stop.

Valerie

Lunches are going to have a different tone for a while...