Guys- you're not gay but you fantasize about giving blow jobs

genus's Avatar
  • genus
  • 03-26-2017, 10:51 PM
my understanding is he finished the dick sucking, and is now engaged in BLS.. Originally Posted by Chung Tran
OP don't forget to give the starfish some love too Also its very important to have the pitching and catching discussion before you go any further
berkleigh's Avatar
Good grief Originally Posted by 4pargolf
Lmao. Right.


Hey OP, I have a super hot gay friend.
He's Egyptian and kinda looks like George Michael.
If you wanna suck his cock, lemme know, I will hook you up
Dallas_Texan's Avatar
"You can build a hundred bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder.....but suck one cock and you're forever known as a cock sucker." Just sayin. Originally Posted by FellatioPlease
I think after 100 bridges I'd be calling you a bridge builder. #justsayin

To the OP: I knew from the moment I read ur post, you were gonna be in big trouble here.
So, does that mean that getting a dildo stuck up your ass isn't gay as long as it's a chick doing it? Originally Posted by TinMan
Yes
I'm pretty sure that makes you bi considering I would literally puke. I fantasize about eating a nice cameltoe pussy and pounding the hell out of it. Lol
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I'm pretty sure that makes you bi considering I would literally puke. I fantasize about eating a nice cameltoe pussy and pounding the hell out of it. Lol Originally Posted by DrBWC
Glad to know the world revolves around what makes you puke.
BBW Katrina's Avatar
"Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick"
Neighbors 2...funny shit.
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  • IMN2U
  • 03-28-2017, 07:18 PM
I have the guy for you, he needs cash..

http://northeasttexas.backpage.com/W...-asap/48967673 Originally Posted by Chung Tran
Chung, wait... Chung, is that a picture of you? Oh man, it is! **snicker** Look, i understand you are always looking for a good deal, but this guy may not be ready for you yet. At least be gentle.
Randall Creed's Avatar
My ass is sore. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Why am I not surprised.
TheEccie214's Avatar
Why am I not surprised. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Nobody on this site makes me laugh as hard as you RC.
"Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick"
Neighbors 2...funny shit. Originally Posted by BBW Katrina
I totally forgot about that movie. Thanks for reminding me to see it.

/why is this thread still alive?
pyramider's Avatar
Because the OP really wants it to go away.
Haha...Sucks for him...Haha
Admiral Giggle's Avatar
This pic should make any guy or gal question themselves.

What if you've sucked a hundred cocks but built one bridge...and the damn thing fell apart. Would you be known as that Cocksucking Bridge Builder?

OP, I would try to find that UPS driver. While sucking that enormous cock, just think of it as a REALLY LARGE CLIT.