Is it just me or is it getting a little pricey up here?

micktoz's Avatar
Weird. You don't like to talk to them? That I cannot understand....you might as well stick your dick in a steak...it doesn't talk much. Bulls don't moo when they fuck either. No wonder your concern about prices, you think you're in a freaking grocery store buying hamburger and bitch about having to pass on the T-Bones.

I cannot imagine having the sensual sexual experience of my dick buried in a lady, the momentary intimacy and sharing, the touch and smell of her, the acknowledgement and consent she renders, all this without involving all the senses and all aspects of the brain, speech, and body interaction to their max. Why you wouldn't want the whole person is difficult for me to contemplate.

Maybe you should culture some respect for these ladies as individuals. The way I interpret you is that you consider these ladies as nothing more than a piece of meat..no more. That's awfully shallow. If I were a lady in this profession, I would consider a little price hike on you just to keep you away from me. Hell, if I were an in demand lady, I might even risk a bad review and not let you fuck me after you had a rock hard on just to teach you some manners.

Then the matter of we older guys disrupting your ability to play...when I was your age, getting laid was never a problem...sure, I would go through the normal patterns of dating etc....but I always had plenty of pussy. I still remember the day I enjoyed 4 ladies in one day...seriously, and none of them were P4P. It's vastly easier now than it was back then. So what's your problem?

Nowdays, I can lay with a wonderful hot lady, talk about kids, work, government, sex toys, John Deere tractors, and my first tricycle and hers as well and enjoy every second.... these ladies have value and deserve respect. I don't even like to call them providers...that's such a shaggy term. Originally Posted by 2short@desky
Well said!!!!!!!
I keep saying this because it's true. There are two types of guys here. Guys who hate women and want or need to fuck and guys who love women and want to have sexual fun with them.

It's easy to tell who is who, by the way they talk about the ladies in this business.

I'm pretty sure the second group get way better sessions from these women because they are treated with respect. Keep digging your own hole OP.
micktoz's Avatar
BTW OP, do you use grey poupon on worcestershire sauce as lube for your tbone?
  • grean
  • 06-23-2017, 09:06 AM
Funny you seem to be the most uneducated, cheapest, "doctor" here. I'm not a doctor but think they have to get a bachelors from a college that requires basic grammar skills.

And why are you sticking your dick in hamburger? Are you 14? Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Wait....OPs a doctor?
TheEccie214's Avatar
Wait....OPs a doctor? Originally Posted by grean
Keeps referring to medical school. Not a big deal, I'm a scientist during the week during which time I've fueled a combustible engine with water solving the oil crisis and during the next year I'll have a cure for cancer then on weekends I do specially brain surgery. I also look like Brad Pitt. But it's the Internet so you'll just have to trust how great I am.
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Being a doctor does not automatically translate into being classy or having a lot of money.

And, it is not an absolute requirement to take the MCAT either. Not saying the OP isn't a doctor or is or this is what he did, but someone can get a medical degree from "Borat's Kazakhstan" and "somehow" pass the USMLE and do a residency in one of those states of our union and voila they have an MD now!

While they don't teach grammar in med school, I'm fairly certain that in order to pass the MCAT, you do need to have, at the bare minimum, basic College level writing skills in order to pass the writing portion. You know-- that little letter next to the number... Of course, on the new test, its merely part of the score itself, but since you're already a doctor-- you took the old form anyhow. Originally Posted by Grace Preston
  • Gbfsl
  • 06-23-2017, 10:04 AM
I am a gynecologist offering free exams to all who are interested and concerned about the well being of their vagina.

I also offer a free mammogram but my machine is currently broken so it will have to be the old-fashioned by-hand test. I promise to be thorough and gentle (unless you request it some other way)

My office is open 24 hours a day.
  • grean
  • 06-23-2017, 10:06 AM
Keeps referring to medical school. Not a big deal, I'm a scientist during the week during which time I've fueled a combustible engine with water solving the oil crisis and during the next year I'll have a cure for cancer then on weekends I do specially brain surgery. I also look like Brad Pitt. But it's the Internet so you'll just have to trust how great I am. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
You're going to cure cancer!
Me too! Except I've got a Scottish accent with a Joe Manganiello look, but taller.

I also spend my weekends doing pro bono surgery on puppies.

Call me Dr. Grean. I said it on the Internet so it has to be true!
There are some men who use this as an outlet to mistreat and take out their hatred for women on us as providers... Who are providing a service that men are seeking missing from their relationship or everyday life...

I agree it's very obvious who these guys are... And who the guys are that respect us and appreciate the service we provide regardless the price tag set...
I am a gynecologist offering free exams to all who are interested and concerned about the well being of their vagina.

I also offer a free mammogram but my machine is currently broken so it will have to be the old-fashioned by-hand test. I promise to be thorough and gentle (unless you request it some other way)

My office is open 24 hours a day. Originally Posted by Gbfsl
Oh baby..... I'm in need of your services...
  • grean
  • 06-23-2017, 10:14 AM

I also offer a free mammogram but my machine is currently broken so it will have to be the old-fashioned by-hand test. I promise to be thorough and gentle (unless you request it some other way)

My office is open 24 hours a day. Originally Posted by Gbfsl
Don't forget the Russian and motorboat tests. You could miss a serious diagnosis otherwise.
2short@desky's Avatar
Well said!!!!!!!
I keep saying this because it's true. There are two types of guys here. Guys who hate women and want or need to fuck and guys who love women and want to have sexual fun with them.

It's easy to tell who is who, by the way they talk about the ladies in this business.

I'm pretty sure the second group get way better sessions from these women because they are treated with respect. Keep digging your own hole OP. Originally Posted by micktoz
I agree micktoz, I think the men who treat any lady with the degree of respect inherent to their gender have better sessions with ladies. That's not just true in the P4P arena either. I rebuked my son in law the other day because my daughter's car was filthy. He then stated it was her car and tried to dismiss any responsibility. He had no father in the home...a good kid, but totally lacking in this area. He was never taught. I'm seeing more and more of this and it causes me to pause.
I agree micktoz, I think the men who treat any lady with the degree of respect inherent to their gender have better sessions with ladies. That's not just true in the P4P arena either. I rebuked my son in law the other day because my daughter's car was filthy. He then stated it was her car and tried to dismiss any responsibility. He had no father in the home...a good kid, but totally lacking in this area. He was never taught. I'm seeing more and more of this and it causes me to pause. Originally Posted by 2short@desky
Maybe that's the issue.... Some if these guys grew up without fathers in the home...or even a father figure type...

Some might say your way of thinking is traditional...but I like it..

Where I came from....I didn't even have to pump my gas.... Men gladly do these kinds of things for you without question...as if they feel it's their job..
FunInDFW's Avatar
I agree micktoz, I think the men who treat any lady with the degree of respect inherent to their gender have better sessions with ladies. Originally Posted by 2short@desky
Tumblr weeps.
  • Gbfsl
  • 06-23-2017, 10:35 AM
Don't forget the Russian and motorboat tests. You could miss a serious diagnosis otherwise. Originally Posted by grean
Those services are not part of the free exam. I do not like to be accused of up selling or trying to run up the bill so I did not mention those services in my original post. But, of course, they are available if requested.
2short@desky's Avatar
Waitresses have the most bang for the buck. Wish I knew that 2 years ago. I know because I have operated in that area. Freaking awesome.

Providers operate at a different level and the demographics of the clients are totally different. Some guys who frequent this site will not go out to look for strippers and waitresses. It is a different market. Dynamics are different.

I search for a provider and look at the price which tells how well she is doing.

Like I said, I still play outside of hobby, still figuring out who is who and how to play it right.

But dang it, waitresses are my best bet for now. Originally Posted by PetrusMaximus
Yeppers, I agree. You probably do well with waitresses because you treat them like the lady they are and earn their respect. It really does pay in so many ways. Anybody can be an AH, but a man with a touch of class will stumble across more opportunities by accident than one with a dickhead disposition.