Any providers need to be rescued from the flood?

There aint NO PUSSY worth 500/hr......period.


Now, NaMo Booty? Thats a whole other enchilada.... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Speaking of...where is that lil rascal? Tell her I said hi and I hope she made it out high n dry.

Not sure... I cant pass her screening.... butt I am determined to be the first to tap dat booty.....i would settle for second.

Not sure... I cant pass her screening.... butt I am determined to be the first to tap dat booty.....i would settle for second. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Seconds on the number 2? Uggggggggggggggggggggggggg That is where her shit comes from. Why in the world would anyone want to stick their dick in a shithole? Any stinkhole...I'm not singling hers out!

Part of the fun of a road trip is the scenery, not just the destination........


And I love when she sends me dirty text messages.... talkin dirty like "fuck you" and "get off my ass" .... TFF

(Just kidding on that second part... she wont return my texts...which makes that road trip sound even better)

A grudge ass fuck , i get it.

Butt that sounds like the proverbial "cut off your nose to spite your face" dilemma!


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Part of the fun of a road trip is the scenery, not just the destination........


And I love when she sends me dirty text messages.... talkin dirty .... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Maybe they are trying to work out a deal with LE and you're her only LE contact.


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Originally Posted by TryWeakly

IKR! - This shit is awesome - I am a dog placed in a cat fight.

Being a lesbo does not qualify you to be a man. Silly melting whore.

Bitch better have ny money!

Originally Posted by LexusLover

I think you are someone tou are not Originally Posted by R.M.

I realize your idiocy towards me is a case of mistaken identity.

P.s. Flyguy for President

You aren't really fooling anyone. Are you? Originally Posted by WolfWhistle

Not really.

I realize your idiocy towards me is a case of mistaken identity.

P.s. Flyguy for President Originally Posted by Mythos

Damage has already been done you psycho whore. Why would you do that to your doubles partners? Even your dumb ass has to believe in Karma. It already has come ten fold on you though. Look at loose skin every where. Flotation Flotation Flotation. Well at least you are prepared for the next hurricane.

Not really. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

She should stop sniffing glue.

Oh fucking please. Did coonass offer to help anyone here or just the providers. How naive can you be. Boat ride for a blowjob and you think he is a hero? Fuck him. Op -Keep your ass out of Texas. Originally Posted by Mythos

Mythos imma need to concur with you on this one. This is not altruism by any stretch.

Btw this thread makes me think there was something wrong with those mushrooms I had with my chicken soup. Wow, just fucking wow..