GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SHOWED UP AT A PROVIDERS INCALL AND SHE GREETED YOU TOTALLY NUDE AND A LITTLE HIGH WITH CUM ALL OVER HER TITS, CHIN AND LIPS?

To be honest, my "questioning life choices" comment was more directed towards the notion of you being noticeably chemically "altered". Some guys are into the whole creampie and jizz all over (though I bet most wouldn't want to be surprised with it).

I've cancelled a doubles session when upon arriving to meet the lady ahead of the gents arrival she was visibly "altered". Due to the fact that we were using her incall-- I cancelled, as I don't need the drama of being in a location with items that could turn a misdemeanor into a felony.

Ladies-- if you want to imbibe, that's your choice. But as an old timer who knows a thing or two about a thing or two-- I'd highly recommend you work sober, not only to avoid bad situations but as a potential liability issue to your clients as well.

The only alteration a lady needs is birth control! Amirite boys?!

Grace, I am NOT CHEMICALLY ALTERED.
Occasionally I will have a drink in a session. From what guys tell me that is not uncommon but that is rare and only in special situations.

"A little high from a few drinks".

Alcohol is a chemical-- legal for certain, but still.. I see so many disasters that start with a provider being intoxicated. Your wording implied more than just a drink--

Don't consider this as me bashing you, because it isn't. Its more of a "feel free to fly your freak flag-- but be safe"

What we have here ladies & gents, is a triple bagger. A paper bag for her, one for me, in case hers falls off, and a 3rd on the door, just in case my buddy happens to open the door Originally Posted by mrredcat43

bahahahahahaha

Grace, I was just proposing a hot roleplay scenario which included a little alcohol and a lot of cum. I am not in need of alcohol or any substance abuse treatment like so many of the other providers and hobbiests on here. I have turned away many a client who wants to use all sorts of stuff in the session. You probably need to start a separate thread on that excellent topic so the focus can stay on my roleplay request.

I am not in need of alcohol or any substance abuse treatment like so many of the other providers and hobbiests on here. Originally Posted by Teagenluv

Grace, I will say that while many guys say that being greeted by surprise by a provider totally in the nude who has her large tits and chin and lips covered in cum is disgusting, if they had the opportunity, they would almost all go for it))

Well...this isn't going as planned.

Edit to add: I be like. Damn... you need a quick ho shower.

I would say that the percentage of guys who would be willing to play "clean up" is pretty low-- but once again, to each their own. Everyone has their niche

Grace, I will say that while many guys say that being greeted by surprise by a provider totally in the nude who has her large tits and chin and lips covered in cum is disgusting, if they had the opportunity, they would almost all go for it)) Originally Posted by Teagenluv

I'm the minority of your statement, I don't clean up after my own release, not interested even seeing this in person but let's see some pictures of it.

I was not thinking about the client having to clean me up if he didn't want to eat another guy's cum off or out of me. There are other options you know)) Again this is just a roleplay scenario for guys with a kinky mind and not something I would normally do so don't worry.

Guys what would you do if you showed up at a slut's incall and she greeted you totally nude, a little high from a few drinks, cum all over her large tits, cum all over her chin and lips?
Would you:
1. leave immediately
2 DFK her to share in the taste of all that fruity cum in her mouth
3. Speed fuck her immediately to see if there is any cum in that pussy that would make for great lube
4. ask her to tell you in detail who just fucked her
5. sit down with her and have a few more of her favorite drinks to get her more horny before you fucked her brains out
6. cleaned her up before you fucked her brains out
7......................... Originally Posted by Teagenluv

#3 for sure.
I'd also like to watch the next person or 2 in line after me

Originally Posted by FunInDFW

LOL

I'm confused

Is Teagan Luv, White Chocolate?

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