I was walking around at a trade show in Atlanta, dressed in a grey Edwardian style pin stripe suit and I had these two chicks come up to me wanting an autograph. Back then I also had the 32" waist and 46" chest.
Even after I'd told them several times I was not Burt Reynolds, they insisted on my autograph.
Probably missed out on my first 3 some if I'd been as corrupt then as I am now.